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Old 06-03-2008, 01:38 PM   #1
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ThatExists.com

Yes, this might be the worst page ever, but I promised my co-worker that I would post this for people to check out. He also wants to know if any people know of any "awesome" animals that he should post.

ThatExists.com

What freaks me out, is that I think he's serious about this site, but I'm never sure. He said he's going to start a website for senior citizens that's like match.com but call it thelivingdead.com as well as a site for anorexic chicks called the bone yard.com

Weirdest...kid...ever.
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Old 06-03-2008, 01:39 PM   #2
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He mainly wants some input because I couldn't give him any without laughing.
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Old 06-03-2008, 01:40 PM   #3
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He wanted me to add this:

He said it's "a LOL a minute."

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Old 06-03-2008, 01:47 PM   #4
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Tell him to put down the video games and stop watching sci-fi shows before he reaches a point of no return and completely loses his mind.
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Old 06-03-2008, 01:48 PM   #5
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Is this guy 10 years old?
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Old 06-03-2008, 01:51 PM   #6
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Quote:
Most Amazing Fact: The Bearcat smells through its anus, that is, the Bearcat has an anal scent gland.
lol.
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I want to take a picture of him and show you. I can't express to you in words.

Let me find a digital camera and then you'll understand.
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:16 PM   #8
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cow ants
belgian blue cows
japanese giant crabs (6 feet tall)

pest photos #101 to 200
BUILT REPORT - Schwarzenegger Cows Photo Gallery
Japanese spider crab - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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tasmanian giant crabs aren't as impressive, but can be 2 ft wide.
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:42 PM   #9
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Hate to use a Bill Simmons term but the unintentional comedy rating is off the charts on that. Whatever you do TMC, don't discourage him.
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:44 PM   #10
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He says he's going to add the Belgian Blue Cows. He said this, "I already added the Japanese Spider Crabs. DUH." He reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite.
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:03 PM   #11
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I didn't notice Liger and Tigon on the site...is he planning to add it? They actually do exist
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:06 PM   #12
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He says that he honestly will add them all tonight.

I suggested ManBearPig and Spider Pig.
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:41 AM   #13
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I'm bringing this odd thread back to life...

How pumped was your co-worker to see this list:
Top 10 New Species Named - Yahoo! News
He probably creamed in his, creamed in his, creamed in his pants, pants pants.

(I'm really bored already)
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:01 AM   #14
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how about the aye aye... often considered a portent of death.

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or the blobfish

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Reminds me of my favorite ninja site: Are you ready to get pumped
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