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Old 02-11-2008, 05:23 PM   #1
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Gilbert's private shave?

NBA superstar has bad memories of private shave

Washington Wizards' Gilbert Arenas knows what real pain is. "When I was new in the NBA, the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there," the outspoken point guard tells next month's Men's Journal. "I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off . . . just raw flesh. I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed." -- NY Post

Wtf????? Did we need to know this?
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:27 PM   #2
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NBA superstar has bad memories of private shaveWashington Wizards' Gilbert Arenas knows what real pain is. "When I was new in the NBA, the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there," the outspoken point guard tells next month's Men's Journal. "I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off . . . just raw flesh. I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed." -- NY Post

Wtf????? Did we need to know this?
Well as a girl, I don't mind knowing that Arenas tried to shave down there but damn. Dude, used a rusty razor? He should know better. And even worse his girlfriend was using a rusty razor?

And the rest.. I bet his junk looks all messed up.

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Old 02-11-2008, 05:34 PM   #3
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Well as a girl, I don't mind knowing that Arenas tried to shave down there but damn. Dude, used a rusty razor? He should know better. And even worse his girlfriend was using a rusty razor?

And the rest.. I bet his junk looks all messed up.

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Old 02-11-2008, 05:38 PM   #4
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Whatever keloids is, i don't want it.
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:39 PM   #5
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I was realllly hoping no one would bother to post this

But I guess redsk1 decided we did need to know this

It's hard to know when GA is being serious, but Redskins_P can tell you Agent Zero is known (well actually not known) for doing some reallly strange things
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:43 PM   #6
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Whatever keloids is, i don't want it.
lol, I'll second that!
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Old 02-11-2008, 11:42 PM   #7
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Ugh, I just searched for keloids and the findings are disturbing. I wouldn't want that on my junk.
Warning some picks are NSFW.
AOL Image Search results for "keloids"
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Old 02-11-2008, 11:52 PM   #8
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Ewwwwwwwwww.

If you ever got keloids on your junk, I sure hope you'd get some plastic surgery for that or something. I know if I saw that on some dude's junk I'd be like... "Okay. Get out."

Or else I hope all of this is one big joke.
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Old 02-12-2008, 12:04 AM   #9
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Boy that would kill the mood for sure.
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Old 02-13-2008, 12:16 AM   #10
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Wow Gill wow. TMI for sure but that really does look gross.
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Old 02-13-2008, 09:22 AM   #11
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I think you misspelled "wax".
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