NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall

[Pocket$ $traight]

Originally Posted by DGreen28

This maybe his last season in the NFL. Unless the Raiders want him.

Um, no.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Grim21Reaper

Um, no.

You're right, if the Cowboys can keep all of the crackheads (literally) like Micheal Irvin, Leon Lett, Harvey Martin, Quincy Carter, Nate Newton and others around as long as they did and a coach who carried a gun into an airport (Switzer)...they'll keep Owens for a while.

They not only tolerate the scumbags of the league, they embrace them.

Some goodies from the old Irvin days:

What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
-A huddle.

Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
- The police

Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
- It is a parole violation for him to associate with know felons.

Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle.
- It will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.
- They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going
to take out the artificial turf.
- The cowboys say they play better on "grass".

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".
- "Yes your Honor, No your Honor".

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year.
-12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense.
- So they hired a new defense coordinator: Johnny Cochran.

[Blue Star]

Originally Posted by Buster

You're right, if the Cowboys can keep all of the crackheads (literally) like Quincy Carter

theres a big difference between crack and marijuana.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Blue Star

theres a big difference between crack and marijuana.

Ha...nice defense of your guys.

They're both illegal drugs.

[Citizens for 81]

Originally Posted by Blue Star

theres a big difference between crack and marijuana.

That sounds like something Micheal Irvin would say.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Citizens for 81

That sounds like something Micheal Irvin would say.

Or apparently, any Cowboys fan.

[Blue Star]

Originally Posted by Buster

Or apparently, any Cowboys fan.

Or any fans that have a brain. Illegal or not its a wide used drug that treates illness. You Redskin fans should try it, might make you feel better about that season your team is having. Then again you dont want to come down off such a high as your team did last year.

I am not sure why you guys repeatedly talk about Cowboys players substance abuse. Darrell Russell was apart of the Skins once. Dexter Manley used cocaine during those superbowl years.

[GhettoDogAllStars]

Originally Posted by Blue Star

Or any fans that have a brain. Illegal or not its a wide used drug that treates illness. You Redskin fans should try it, might make you feel better about that season your team is having. Then again you dont want to come down off such a high as your team did last year.

I am not sure why you guys repeatedly talk about Cowboys players substance abuse. Darrell Russell was apart of the Skins once. Dexter Manley used cocaine during those superbowl years.

True.

I don't have any problems whatsoever with pot ... as long as it's green.

[The Zimmermans]

Originally Posted by Blue Star

theres a big difference between crack and marijuana.

yes, and michael irvin still does both of em

[Citizens for 81]

Originally Posted by Blue Star

theres a big difference between crack and marijuana.

Quincy agrees...




and Michael's with Quincy on that one too..



Nate hates crack.