Countdown to 14K

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-20-2006, 04:57 PM

So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

BDBohnzie · 07-20-2006, 04:58 PM

Well, the world's a twisted place.

I see we're bouncing to WW2...

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-20-2006, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

Well, the world's a twisted place.

I see we're bouncing to WW2...

ah, green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a damn?

BDBohnzie · 07-21-2006, 10:34 AM

(Dude, it's who gives a shit)
(and Matty, sorry for hijacking this thread)

I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-21-2006, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

(Dude, it's who gives a shit)
(and Matty, sorry for hijacking this thread)

I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.

Damnit, I'm an idiot. I knew that didn't seem right when i posted it. I should have known better, especially since I whispered that to a coworker during a meeting a little too loud last week.

I guess I'm just losing touch with reality. BUT, reality isn't father knows best anymore. It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak workboot, a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed. Reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us only makes us stronger.

BDBohnzie · 07-21-2006, 04:52 PM

Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up.

07-20-2006, 04:57 PM	#46
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Countdown to 14K So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

07-20-2006, 04:58 PM	#47
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: Countdown to 14K Well, the world's a twisted place. I see we're bouncing to WW2... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

07-21-2006, 10:34 AM	#49
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: Countdown to 14K (Dude, it's who gives a shit) (and Matty, sorry for hijacking this thread) I didn't break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

07-21-2006, 04:52 PM	#51
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: Countdown to 14K Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

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