Drunk Tales

[MTK]

I got pulled over back in my senior year of high school, drunk as all hell. I got arrested, thrown in the back of the cop car and taken to the station.

About half way through of them processing me the cop recognized my last name, he asked me who my parents were and when I told him he got up and left the room. A few minutes later he comes back and says he called my parents and I'm getting off REAL LUCKY.

I ended up getting a ticket for failure to keep right, but the worst part was having to face the folks.

I also have another memorable driving drunk story. I was hanging out with some friends and this guy lived out in the middle of nowhere. About 2am I hopped in my car intending to go home to my own bed. Trouble is I don't remember ever getting in the car. I was absolutely plastered and had no business being behind the wheel. To this day I count my lucky stars nothing happened. I ended up getting lost and driving around for 4 hours. What a nightmare, driving around old back roads... piss drunk. I finally found my way back to civilization and crashed at my girlfriend's (now wife) dorm. She wasn't too impressed to see me show up at 6am drunk as hell.