Getting impatient

Hail2em · 03-11-2006, 04:11 PM

Im getting very impatient. i figured we would have signed someone by now...hate the waiting game while some of the free agnets we were talking about getting is getting signed.

SmootSmack · 03-11-2006, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hail2em

Im getting very impatient. i figured we would have signed someone by now...hate the waiting game while some of the free agnets we were talking about getting is getting signed.

Apparently, Todd Collins won't even be here by tommorrow. Not that I'm desperate to sign him anyway though.

Archuleta, Randle El, and Andre Carter will all be at the Wizards vs. Pistons game tonight supposedly. It'd be nice if they were already signed by then, at least Carter!

GoSkins! · 03-11-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

Apparently, Todd Collins won't even be here by tommorrow. Not that I'm desperate to sign him anyway though.

Archuleta, Randle El, and Andre Carter will all be at the Wizards vs. Pistons game tonight supposedly. It'd be nice if they were already signed by then, at least Carter!

You know Snyder... If they are not signed, they won't be at the game. Snyder doesn't let guys out of the building until they sign the offer sheet.

diehardskin2982 · 03-11-2006, 04:20 PM

i hope we will sign at least one person soon.

wilsowilso · 03-11-2006, 04:23 PM

Sign a free agent beer vendor. Anyone! Please. Someone from NFL Tibet. I'm becoming desperate.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 03-11-2006, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wilsowilso

Sign a free agent beer vendor. Anyone! Please. Someone from NFL Tibet. I'm becoming desperate.

Sign Zack Mills.

SmootSmack · 03-11-2006, 04:43 PM

Redskins Agree to Terms with TAFKAS: Sheriff Gonna Getcha of TheWarpath.net reports TAFKAS has agreed to a lifetime contract extension with the Washington Redskins. Terms of the deal were not disclosed but it is expected that the Redskins will continue to provide years of great memories and TAFKAS will enjoy them...in perpetuity. It is expected that other TheWarpath.net members will be joining TAFKAS in the following days.

There, your first "signing" of the day

JoeRedskin · 03-11-2006, 05:04 PM

In a shocking move, the Skins sign JoeRedskin.

Only moments after signing his Arch-nemesis, TAFKAS, the Skins signed JoeRedskin. "Yeah, I know that fool is here" Joe is quoted as saying "but, really, that was part of my deal - I told'em 'sign him up to be my bitch'". According to Vinny Cerrato, "We are really, really thrilled with JoeR's signing - I mean we woulda signed Charles Manson if that meant we could get Joe. As it is, we will have TAFKAS clean the toilets with his tongue if that's what Joe wants. I mean really, it's win-win for us."

After initially, being surprised that the Skins would bother signing someone of TAFKAS' obvious limitations and downright idiocy, national pundits came to the slow realization that the TAFKAS signing was just a means to and end as the Skins pulled yet another big signing coupe by getting JoeRedskin - a brilliant, talented, and all around good guy. "Well, now it all makes sense" ESPN's John Clayton was heard to comment after hearing the details of JoeRedskin's contract. The details of TAFKAS' signing reveal that it is a pretty standard "personal services" contract w/ fairly low compensation -although it is expected that TAFKAS will be given a new set of knee pads. The JoeRedskin contract reveals that, in addition to a huge signing bonus, TAFKAS' "personal services" contract was signed over to Joe.

Neither TAFKAS nor his dumb-ass agent, That Guy (who apparently forgot to read the final six pages of TAFKAS contract, but still okayed it), could not be reached for comment.

EXoffender · 03-11-2006, 05:07 PM

I'm ready to update my roster in Madden 06 and start playing with the new aquisitions.

SmootSmack · 03-11-2006, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

In a shocking move, the Skins sign JoeRedskin.

Only moments after signing his Arch-nemesis, TAFKAS, the Skins signed JoeRedskin. "Yeah, I know that fool is here" Joe is quoted as saying "but, really, that was part of my deal - I told'em 'sign him up to be my bitch'". According to Vinny Cerrato, "We are really, really thrilled with JoeR's signing - I mean we woulda signed Charles Manson if that meant we could get Joe. As it is, we will have TAFKAS clean the toilets with his tongue if that's what Joe wants. I mean really, it's win-win for us."

After initially, being surprised that the Skins would bother signing someone of TAFKAS' obvious limitations and downright idiocy, national pundits came to the slow realization that the TAFKAS signing was just a means to and end as the Skins pulled yet another big signing coupe by getting JoeRedskin - a brilliant, talented, and all around good guy. "Well, now it all makes sense" ESPN's John Clayton was heard to comment after hearing the details of JoeRedskin's contract. The details of TAFKAS' signing reveal that it is a pretty standard "personal services" contract w/ fairly low compensation -although it is expected that TAFKAS will be given a new set of knee pads. The JoeRedskin contract reveals that, in addition to a huge signing bonus, TAFKAS' "personal services" contract was signed over to Joe.

Neither TAFKAS nor his dumb-ass agent, That Guy (who apparently forgot to read the final six pages of TAFKAS contract, but still okayed it), could not be reached for comment.

JoeRedskin's contract was voided after the Jerry Jones wannabe used a double-negative in the last sentence of the above post. Interestingly enough, "Double-Negative" is JoeRedskin's nickname on the football field. He's that bad an influence.

Word is now the Texans may be interested in signing JR to block for David Carr...apparently the Texans really hate David Carr

That Guy · 03-11-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Neither TAFKAS nor his dumb-ass agent, That Guy (who apparently forgot to read the final six pages of TAFKAS contract, but still okayed it), could not be reached for comment.

cry some more beotch, I still got paid.

JoeRedskin · 03-11-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

JoeRedskin's contract was voided after the Jerry Jones wannabe used a double-negative in the last sentence of the above post. Interestingly enough, "Double-Negative" is JoeRedskin's nickname on the football field. He's that bad an influence.

TAFKAS, however, has requested extra-strength knee pads. "Hey, I really, really like it down here. I am learning to squeal with the best of 'em." When asked what TAFKAS was squealing about, team officials refused to comment further although two employees were seen zipping up their fly's after leaving TAFKAS' "office".

JoeRedskin · 03-11-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by That Guy

cry some more beotch, I still got paid.

Taking it up the ass from Vinny and his front office cronies is not my kind of compensation - but, hey, if it works for you.

jdlea · 03-11-2006, 05:29 PM

OMG...this whole arch nemesis thing may be the best thing that has ever happened to this board...lmao.

SmootSmack · 03-11-2006, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

TAFKAS, however, has requested extra-strength knee pads. "Hey, I really, really like it down here. I am learning to squeal with the best of 'em." When asked what TAFKAS was squealing about, team officials refused to comment further although two employees were seen zipping up their fly's after leaving TAFKAS' "office".

Aren't you from the gonorrhea and syphillis capital of the world? I think I'll call you JoeCrabs from now on, or maybe JoeClap.

Hey you bitched about not getting to be a poll sponsor, maybe you'll get one now

"The JoeRedskin 'What Should My STD Appropriate Name Be' Poll"

03-11-2006, 04:11 PM	#1
Hail2em Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Va. Beach, Virginia Posts: 229	Getting impatient Im getting very impatient. i figured we would have signed someone by now...hate the waiting game while some of the free agnets we were talking about getting is getting signed.

03-11-2006, 04:20 PM	#4
diehardskin2982 Another Year, another mess. Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,581	Re: Getting impatient i hope we will sign at least one person soon. __________________ That got ugly fast

03-11-2006, 04:23 PM	#5
wilsowilso Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Los Angeles Age: 52 Posts: 2,841	Re: Getting impatient Sign a free agent beer vendor. Anyone! Please. Someone from NFL Tibet. I'm becoming desperate.

03-11-2006, 04:43 PM	#7
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Getting impatient Redskins Agree to Terms with TAFKAS: Sheriff Gonna Getcha of TheWarpath.net reports TAFKAS has agreed to a lifetime contract extension with the Washington Redskins. Terms of the deal were not disclosed but it is expected that the Redskins will continue to provide years of great memories and TAFKAS will enjoy them...in perpetuity. It is expected that other TheWarpath.net members will be joining TAFKAS in the following days. There, your first "signing" of the day __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

03-11-2006, 05:04 PM	#8
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	Re: Getting impatient In a shocking move, the Skins sign JoeRedskin. Only moments after signing his Arch-nemesis, TAFKAS, the Skins signed JoeRedskin. "Yeah, I know that fool is here" Joe is quoted as saying "but, really, that was part of my deal - I told'em 'sign him up to be my bitch'". According to Vinny Cerrato, "We are really, really thrilled with JoeR's signing - I mean we woulda signed Charles Manson if that meant we could get Joe. As it is, we will have TAFKAS clean the toilets with his tongue if that's what Joe wants. I mean really, it's win-win for us." After initially, being surprised that the Skins would bother signing someone of TAFKAS' obvious limitations and downright idiocy, national pundits came to the slow realization that the TAFKAS signing was just a means to and end as the Skins pulled yet another big signing coupe by getting JoeRedskin - a brilliant, talented, and all around good guy. "Well, now it all makes sense" ESPN's John Clayton was heard to comment after hearing the details of JoeRedskin's contract. The details of TAFKAS' signing reveal that it is a pretty standard "personal services" contract w/ fairly low compensation -although it is expected that TAFKAS will be given a new set of knee pads. The JoeRedskin contract reveals that, in addition to a huge signing bonus, TAFKAS' "personal services" contract was signed over to Joe. Neither TAFKAS nor his dumb-ass agent, That Guy (who apparently forgot to read the final six pages of TAFKAS contract, but still okayed it), could not be reached for comment.

03-11-2006, 05:07 PM	#9
EXoffender The Starter Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Norfolk, Va Posts: 1,046	Re: Getting impatient I'm ready to update my roster in Madden 06 and start playing with the new aquisitions.

03-11-2006, 05:29 PM	#14
jdlea Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, VA Age: 41 Posts: 3,109	Re: Getting impatient OMG...this whole arch nemesis thing may be the best thing that has ever happened to this board...lmao.

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