Old Movies - How would you change the endings
 

On The Waterfront :- I'd have had Johnnie Friendly repeatedly kicked in the nads by everyone on the dockside instead of seeing that pacifist shit of just going to work.

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Wow, nice thread.

There's been more than one movie I'd like to see the endings changed on. Like do you ever see a movie that has a bad ass ending with an apocolyptic-like theme? I want to see how the world goes like the next year or two. Mostly zombie movies and movies like Independence Day.

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I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.

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Oh, and Star Wars. I'd want to see the Republican Party, sorry, [I]Empire[/I] win.

Rebel Alliance are just a bunch of unwashed hippie scum.

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[quote=Mattyk72;242723]I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.[/quote]

Have you seen L4Y3R C4K3?

That's my kind of ending.

[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375912/]Layer Cake (2004)[/url]

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;242723]I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.[/QUOTE]

The Ice Storm has one of the best endings ever

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I wish Tony would've never killed Manolo!!!

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Oh, and I wish the wizard had vaporized these people:

[IMG]http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/wizdorthliontinscare.jpg[/IMG]

He should have been all "Don't step to me with that weak assed shit!"

Fuck the allegorical nuance, he should have clowned those bitches. DAMN!

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I wish the Ghostbusters ate the Stay Puft Marshmallow man's goo. All of it. Because I remember being 8 years old thinking, "MAN, there is NO WAY I'd let that much melted marshmallow go to waste."

I wish Karate Kid was extended by 10 minutes. Right after Daniel Larusso's killer crane kick, Ali with an I runs onto the floor, strips naked, and does him right there. A young Elizabeth Shue in a 10-minute softcore porn scene? Yeah, I definitely wish that happened.

After reading Marty's letter, I wish Doc Brown brought a bazooka to take down the Lybians instead of just wearing a bullet-proof vest.

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;242752]A young Elizabeth Shue in a 10-minute softcore porn scene? Yeah, I definitely wish that happened.[/QUOTE]

Oh man.....I would've loved that. I had a crush on her.....

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[url]http://www.blazinbeauties.com/pages5/elisabeth_shue/elisabeth_shue_14.jpg[/url]

Not safe for work.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;242782][URL]http://www.blazinbeauties.com/pages5/elisabeth_shue/elisabeth_shue_14.jpg[/URL]

Not safe for work.[/quote]

Wow, I can see why! She needs to wash that in bleach, it's all grey and dull. The last thing I want to see is a woman with no grasp of simple laundry competence.

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LOL. Yeah, I didn't know who she was until I searched.

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I would make it so it turns out Bruce Willis was alive and Haley Joel Osmat was a ghost. (I smoke crack)

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Oh, and all of the old Silent Movie actors would have to lay off the Speedballs before filming. Stupid jerky movements and fluttering eyelids spoilt any plot for me.

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I'd have Obi-Wan chop Jar-Jar in half rather than Darth Maul.

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SNL had an "alternative" ending to Its a Wonderful Life that Id like to see. George Bailey finds out that Mr. Potter stole the Savings and Loan deposit and beats the shit out of him, knocking him out of his wheelchair as the town people cheer and take turns kicking him.

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[quote=paulskinsfan;242810]SNL had an "alternative" ending to Its a Wonderful Life that Id like to see. George Bailey finds out that Mr. Potter stole the Savings and Loan deposit and beats the shit out of him, knocking him out of his wheelchair as the town people cheer and take turns kicking him.[/quote]

Yup, that's the kind of thing.

Also: Bullitt. I'd like both speeding vehicles pulled over by cops and the drivers forced to do a Field Sobriety Test.

[IMG]http://www.urbanhonking.com/regarding/archives/bullitt-2.jpg[/IMG]

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how about any movie made today, that the main character gets killed. so we don't have to have 1441474547 sequels

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I like movies with no happy ending. There are way too many movies out there with sentimental happy endings I'd like to butcher. Any movie where the hero/heroine dies is a good movie.

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The Terminator: He should bang the crap out of the girl
Grease: He would bang the crap out of the blondie in the backseat of his car
Blue Lagoon: He would bang her on the beach till he got a 3rd degree sunburn on his ass cheeks.

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OK, but you wouldn't change 'Debbie Does Dallas', right?

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Speed: He bangs her in the bus
Gladiator: He bangs her in the stadium while the crowd cheers "Spaniard"

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[QUOTE=RedskinRat;242917]OK, but you wouldn't change 'Debbie Does Dallas', right?[/QUOTE]

Nope

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so, you like'a the banging?

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I'm afraid to ask what jamf would do with The Lion King

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[quote=TAFKAS;242937]I'm afraid to ask what jamf would do with The Lion King[/quote]

I was going to go with Snow White......but :rofl:

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[quote=TAFKAS;242937]I'm afraid to ask what jamf would do with The Lion King[/quote]

Nothing - [URL="http://www.eeggs.com/items/1182.html"]it already has sex[/URL].

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[quote=RedskinRat;242724]Oh, and Star Wars. I'd want to see the Republican Party, sorry, [I]Empire[/I] win.

Rebel Alliance are just a bunch of unwashed hippie scum.[/quote]

ask and ye shall receive:

[url]http://www.chaseandsam.com/videos/Star_Wars_Ep_4.wmv[/url]

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King Kong...after wrecking New York, he moved on to Boston. :D