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Old 04-02-2013, 04:14 PM   #1366
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Ok I have to ask were you profiling a white girl. LOL
Yep.

I figure that had a lot to do with why she complained.
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Old 04-02-2013, 04:21 PM   #1367
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Maybe its b/c I had my so late in life (40 when my son was born and 44 when my daughter was born), I just can't imagine ignoring them the way I see some parents do. After all the crap in my life, these two little people are the most interesting things happening to me. Barring my wife, their is no one and nothing that is more important than them. On top of that, they just make life fun.

Yesterday my little girl was dancing and singing with no music and just a big smile. I asked what she was so happy about. "I dunno" was her response and then back to singing, dancing and smiling. Who the f' wants to miss that?
Reminds me of this quote from Knocked Up, talking about kids and bubbles

Ben: "They seem to love bubbles."

Pete: "Oh, god, they go ape shit over bubbles."

Ben: "They're really going ape shit."

Pete: "I mean, that's an incredible thing about a child. I mean, what's so great about bubbles?"

Ben: "They float. You can pop them. I mean, I get it. I get it."

Pete: I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles.

Ben : That's sad.

Pete: Totally sad. Their smiling faces just point out your inability to enjoy anything.

Just that life is much more simple when you're a kid. Just about anything can bring you joy. That's pretty damn cool.
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Old 04-29-2013, 04:13 PM   #1368
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

Prostate exams.


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Old 05-13-2013, 05:26 PM   #1369
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

new mothers on mother's day. they are complete bossy assholes for the entire weekend.
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Old 05-13-2013, 05:46 PM   #1370
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no drunk stories from Over the mountain. grounded gears
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Old 05-28-2013, 11:58 PM   #1371
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

I was going to post this Bieber rant in the NFL Offseason thread but I didn't want to derail the thread. So I'm throwing it here. :P

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U can't really blame JB, he's like 17 and a multi millionaire.
He's 19! More than old enough to not be a douchebag. Granted, most guys I knew at 19 were douchebags.

I heard a quote on the radio that whatever age a celebrity is when they get popular (nowdays) tends to be their continuing maturity level.

Bieber blew up around 12-13 years old. Here he is 19, being a douchebag crybaby tool. It also bugs me to no end that he went from

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Wtf is that? I think it's de-evolution? Yeah he grew up but he also thinks he's some hood. You're as bad as Drake. You're from Canada.

I have no idea why his handlers want him to portray this kind of image. The Vanilla Ice scheme didn't work in the 80's. I guess 80's girls were just smarter.
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Old 05-29-2013, 12:44 AM   #1372
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He's the king of all douches. How long til he's on celebrity rehab?
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Old 05-29-2013, 09:18 AM   #1373
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He's the king of all douches. How long til he's on celebrity rehab?

If you watch his DOC he was actually not half bad. But now it seems to be starting to slip away from him. He will be the male Brittany Spears.
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Old 05-29-2013, 10:19 AM   #1374
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He will be the male Brittany Spears.
Not sure you have proof to back that assertion up, sir?

Male, you say?
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Old 05-29-2013, 10:44 AM   #1375
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Not sure you have proof to back that assertion up, sir?

Male, you say?
Ha that is true.
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Old 05-29-2013, 10:46 AM   #1376
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I was going to post this Bieber rant in the NFL Offseason thread but I didn't want to derail the thread. So I'm throwing it here. :P



He's 19! More than old enough to not be a douchebag. Granted, most guys I knew at 19 were douchebags.

I heard a quote on the radio that whatever age a celebrity is when they get popular (nowdays) tends to be their continuing maturity level.

Bieber blew up around 12-13 years old. Here he is 19, being a douchebag crybaby tool. It also bugs me to no end that he went from

this:

To this:




Wtf is that? I think it's de-evolution? Yeah he grew up but he also thinks he's some hood. You're as bad as Drake. You're from Canada.

I have no idea why his handlers want him to portray this kind of image. The Vanilla Ice scheme didn't work in the 80's. I guess 80's girls were just smarter.
That rant was... Amazing.
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Old 05-29-2013, 12:45 PM   #1377
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

so called "professional" women of our work force.

I took off work earlier yesterday and me and my daughter walked to the grocery store around 3 pm or so..... and it was full of business dressed women going grocery shopping.

.. at 3 pm on a work day. WOW!

where can i find a job that wil allow me to leave work early and go shopping?
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Old 05-29-2013, 03:16 PM   #1378
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

Never mind Justin Beiber. What the hell has happened to Amanda Bynes?
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Old 05-29-2013, 03:34 PM   #1379
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Never mind Justin Beiber. What the hell has happened to Amanda Bynes?
She makes Britney Spears shaving her head look tame.
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Old 05-29-2013, 03:35 PM   #1380
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so called "professional" women of our work force.

I took off work earlier yesterday and me and my daughter walked to the grocery store around 3 pm or so..... and it was full of business dressed women going grocery shopping.

.. at 3 pm on a work day. WOW!

where can i find a job that wil allow me to leave work early and go shopping?
I'm always wondering if anyone in my neighborhood actually works when I'm out for a run at lunch. Then I realize people must be wondering the same thing about me.
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