What REALLY grinds your gears?

[mlmpetert]

Originally Posted by mredskins

The somewhat overweight girl in my office that brags about her 13.1; which I am fairly positive she walks almost all of them; yet looks down on non-runners.

You should put this sticker over it and see how long it stays on:



I kind of want to get a 0.6 sticker, but they dont make them yet.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Will set you free from under/over civil war.

For the win!

But that doesn't totally eliminate the need for regular TP. I look at it as the regular TP is the starter, and the wipes are the closer. We're really getting into TMI territory eh?

[RedskinRat]

Matty, technically speaking you'd want to go wet 'n' dry unless you're content with air-drying your chuff.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Matty, technically speaking you'd want to go wet 'n' dry unless you're content with air-drying your chuff.

Dry, wet, dry?

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Dry, wet, dry?

That would be bordering on overly technical.

Problem I see, AMD, with dry-wet-dry is the potential for smearing if not correctly applied at the first dry attempt.

[MTK]

But does going wet/dry leave you susceptible to the dry tearing off and leaving remnants?

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

But does going wet/dry leave you susceptible to the dry tearing off and leaving remnants?

Never. I've been winnet*-free for years now using my patented (for the purposes of this thread) method of wet 'n' dry.

Once you try it you'll never go back to old-fashioned tp.





*winnet - fecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

[Daseal]

I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by Daseal

I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.

Heretic!

[MTK]

Originally Posted by Daseal

I'm on the dry then wet bandwagon. The wet quickly evaporates.

Yeah always worked for me

The other way just seems ass backwards

[Hog1]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

But does going wet/dry leave you susceptible to the dry tearing off and leaving remnants?

Remnants?
PLEASE, training camp......just start!

[mooby]

I remember SS bringing this up a while ago, but not sure if it was in this thread, and my search didn't help. Either way, the discussion was about wives/gf/family members trying to act knowledgeable about sports. Anyway, me, my friend, my dad, and my dad's gf were at the house today watching the Nats game, when Roger Bernadina singled home Sandy Leon to take the lead, and my dad's gf goes "Ooooh a home run!" lolllll. I had to restrain myself from cracking up on the spot.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by mredskins

The somewhat overweight girl in my office that brags about her 13.1; which I am fairly positive she walks almost all of them; yet looks down on non-runners.

Ask her what her time is and then tear her down from there.

The hardest-hitting reply would be the pseudo-compliment..."that's not a bad time for someone of your size (or substitute weight)".

I'm not one for insulting fat people out loud, to their faces...but she's asking for it with her attitude.

Originally Posted by mooby

I remember SS bringing this up a while ago, but not sure if it was in this thread, and my search didn't help. Either way, the discussion was about wives/gf/family members trying to act knowledgeable about sports. Anyway, me, my friend, my dad, and my dad's gf were at the house today watching the Nats game, when Roger Bernadina singled home Sandy Leon to take the lead, and my dad's gf goes "Ooooh a home run!" lolllll. I had to restrain myself from cracking up on the spot.

You should have yelled "TOUCHDOWN!" Everyone else hopefully would have understood.

[Chico23231]

sunburn...damn it sux. used 30 spf and still got effed up on my nose..

[JoeRedskin]

Getting dissed at work by management - yet again.