F... people at the gym

AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace · 05-02-2007, 02:11 PM

I like to call one of the guys in my gym "Face" because he looks like he's having a stroke every time he lifts

gabe1984 · 05-09-2007, 04:49 PM

I wanted to share an experience I had at the gym this week with everyone. Usually when I'm finished with my workout I go sit in the sauna for about 15minutes. The sauna is not very big either, there's a bench, and having anymore than 4 people on it would be uncomfortable. So, as I'm sitting their, alone, in the sauna, reading ESPN the magazine, who should walk in but an older man, I'd say in his 60s with nothing but a towel on.

At first this is ok with me, people go in the sauna all the time with just a towel. I could also tell that he had just gotten out of the shower because he was dripping wet. Here's where the trouble starts. He then proceeds to just start drying off like 2 feet away from me, in the sauna, just letting his junk hang out all over the place. It was horrible. He has the whole freakin locker room to dry off, and he has to dry off two feet away from me, in the sauna, making sure his old balls were on display the entire time. It was so awkward. Seriously, why the hell would somebody need to dry off in the Sauna? You'd think that's a bad idea if you just got out of the shower cause it makes you sweat again. I don't get it.

12thMan · 05-09-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gabe1984

I wanted to share an experience I had at the gym this week with everyone. Usually when I'm finished with my workout I go sit in the sauna for about 15minutes. The sauna is not very big either, there's a bench, and having anymore than 4 people on it would be uncomfortable. So, as I'm sitting their, alone, in the sauna, reading ESPN the magazine, who should walk in but an older man, I'd say in his 60s with nothing but a towel on.

At first this is ok with me, people go in the sauna all the time with just a towel. I could also tell that he had just gotten out of the shower because he was dripping wet. Here's where the trouble starts. He then proceeds to just start drying off like 2 feet away from me, in the sauna, just letting his junk hang out all over the place. It was horrible. He has the whole freakin locker room to dry off, and he has to dry off two feet away from me, in the sauna, making sure his old balls were on display the entire time. It was so awkward. Seriously, why the hell would somebody need to dry off in the Sauna? You'd think that's a bad idea if you just got out of the shower cause it makes you sweat again. I don't get it.

Great story...I mean, you know what I mean!

I hate guys like that. Like in the locker room, for instance, I hate it when you're totally undressed and some random guy just strikes up a conversation just to stare at you.

That guy was really strange!

dall-assblows · 05-09-2007, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I hate the blockheads that stare at themselves in the mirrors. There's this one guy specifically that just struts around staring at himself like he's a gift from god or something. I'm like dude get over yourself, he's not even that big.

some guy started to do karate moves like calm moves. (white nerdy stick guy by the way) did that for about 7 mins. after that he points at him self in the mirror and walks out and starts to flys. me and my buddy could not stop laughing.

12thMan · 05-09-2007, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dall-assblows

some guy started to do karate moves like calm moves. (white nerdy stick guy by the way) did that for about 7 mins. after that he points at him self in the mirror and walks out and starts to flys. me and my buddy could not stop laughing.

Oh sh*t, just when I thought Gabe's story was funny, this one takes the cake!!

SantanaMan · 05-09-2007, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Great story...I mean, you know what I mean!

I hate guys like that. Like in the locker room, for instance, I hate it when you're totally undressed and some random guy just strikes up a conversation just to stare at you.

That guy was really strange!

I know its been said before but ... ever thought about going to a straight gym?

gabe1984 · 06-15-2007, 09:50 AM

So, last night I was at the gym with my brother, and I was spotting him on bench press. Right infront of the the bench he was using is the machine you can do flies on, and behind that there is a mirror. So, I'm standing there, spotting my brother, and an old man wearing spandex gets on the flies machine. And we're not talking like biker spandex, it looked like he was flat out wearing boxer briefs. They were really tight and really short, and the material well, it was very thin, just like underwear.

So, the man is on the flies machine with his bony butt towards us, and I snicker and just think to myself, why? Why would one wear that to the gym? Things then took a turn for the worst when decided to turn around and use the flies machine facing us, his package bulging out of his spandex. I guess he got tired of looking at his package in the mirror, and decided "Hey, I'm going to show this off to everyone now." So, when my brother is finished his set, he sits up to old man junk sticking out of old man spandex, and just starts laughing. So then I start laughing and the old guy is just staring at us, wondering what is so funny. It was really awkward.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2007, 09:58 AM

What is it about older people that makes them think it's OK to be vulgar package-wise?

MTK · 06-15-2007, 09:59 AM

Packages need to be kept under wraps at all times, especially geezer packages.

Men don't want to see that, and I don't think there are many women that want to see that either.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2007, 10:03 AM

It's always these old assholes who walk around with their nasty manjunk hanging in the locker room.

FRPLG · 06-15-2007, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

It's always these old assholes who walk around with their nasty manjunk hanging in the locker room.

I often wonder what it is that has totally eliminated the modesty emotion from geezers. They have no shame. None at all.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2007, 10:19 AM

They sit there and TALK to each other with basically NO personal space between them.

Hog1 · 06-15-2007, 11:05 AM

This topic is STRESSIN' me out

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-15-2007, 11:07 AM

Then we have a thread for that too...

Maybe some new soap perhaps?

12thMan · 06-15-2007, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Then we have a thread for that too...

Maybe some new soap perhaps?

Do we need to invoke some Man Law articles here?

05-02-2007, 02:11 PM	#46
AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace Impact Rookie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Fayetteville, NC Age: 40 Posts: 896	Re: F... people at the gym I like to call one of the guys in my gym "Face" because he looks like he's having a stroke every time he lifts

05-09-2007, 04:49 PM	#47
gabe1984 Special Teams Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 372	Re: F... people at the gym I wanted to share an experience I had at the gym this week with everyone. Usually when I'm finished with my workout I go sit in the sauna for about 15minutes. The sauna is not very big either, there's a bench, and having anymore than 4 people on it would be uncomfortable. So, as I'm sitting their, alone, in the sauna, reading ESPN the magazine, who should walk in but an older man, I'd say in his 60s with nothing but a towel on. At first this is ok with me, people go in the sauna all the time with just a towel. I could also tell that he had just gotten out of the shower because he was dripping wet. Here's where the trouble starts. He then proceeds to just start drying off like 2 feet away from me, in the sauna, just letting his junk hang out all over the place. It was horrible. He has the whole freakin locker room to dry off, and he has to dry off two feet away from me, in the sauna, making sure his old balls were on display the entire time. It was so awkward. Seriously, why the hell would somebody need to dry off in the Sauna? You'd think that's a bad idea if you just got out of the shower cause it makes you sweat again. I don't get it. __________________ In the Land of the Blind the man with one eye is king, but today in the Land of the Skunks, THE MAN WITH HALF A NOSE IS KING!!!!!

06-15-2007, 09:50 AM	#52
gabe1984 Special Teams Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 372	Re: F... people at the gym So, last night I was at the gym with my brother, and I was spotting him on bench press. Right infront of the the bench he was using is the machine you can do flies on, and behind that there is a mirror. So, I'm standing there, spotting my brother, and an old man wearing spandex gets on the flies machine. And we're not talking like biker spandex, it looked like he was flat out wearing boxer briefs. They were really tight and really short, and the material well, it was very thin, just like underwear. So, the man is on the flies machine with his bony butt towards us, and I snicker and just think to myself, why? Why would one wear that to the gym? Things then took a turn for the worst when decided to turn around and use the flies machine facing us, his package bulging out of his spandex. I guess he got tired of looking at his package in the mirror, and decided "Hey, I'm going to show this off to everyone now." So, when my brother is finished his set, he sits up to old man junk sticking out of old man spandex, and just starts laughing. So then I start laughing and the old guy is just staring at us, wondering what is so funny. It was really awkward. __________________ In the Land of the Blind the man with one eye is king, but today in the Land of the Skunks, THE MAN WITH HALF A NOSE IS KING!!!!!

06-15-2007, 09:58 AM	#53
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,259	Re: F... people at the gym What is it about older people that makes them think it's OK to be vulgar package-wise? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-15-2007, 09:59 AM	#54
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,749	Re: F... people at the gym Packages need to be kept under wraps at all times, especially geezer packages. Men don't want to see that, and I don't think there are many women that want to see that either. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

06-15-2007, 10:03 AM	#55
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,259	Re: F... people at the gym It's always these old assholes who walk around with their nasty manjunk hanging in the locker room. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-15-2007, 10:19 AM	#57
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,259	Re: F... people at the gym They sit there and TALK to each other with basically NO personal space between them. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-15-2007, 11:05 AM	#58
Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 10,675	Re: F... people at the gym This topic is STRESSIN' me out __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... *“God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs*

06-15-2007, 11:07 AM	#59
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,259	Re: F... people at the gym Then we have a thread for that too... Maybe some new soap perhaps? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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