F... people at the gym

RobH4413 · 05-01-2007, 02:35 PM

F... the guy that forgets to wear spandex and lets his balls flop around like some exhibitionist Billy Madison style.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-01-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog1

Have you considered trying a "straight" gym?

I'm wondering the same thing. Sheriff, in SF they would call those "bath houses".

BDBohnzie · 05-01-2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

And I hear ya about the farting when you squat thing Sheriff. Just make sure the fart doesn't turn into a shart. That would be pretty embarrassing!!

Ahh yes, the Cleveland Pump. The last rep that you wanted to squeeze out, that has left your pants smelly and Brown.

Hog1 · 05-01-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I'm wondering the same thing. Sheriff, in SF they would call those "bath houses".

Jimmy, have you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?

Monkeydad · 05-01-2007, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

My beef with the gym is when people make it a damn fashion show. I live in a college town, and it's just comical...guys will actually spike their hair and wear cologne. Nothing like sitting down on a bench that is sticky with hair gel and smelling like Abercrombie and Fitch.

You need to find a "straight" gym too!

12thMan · 05-01-2007, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

Those problems are why I wait until after 7:30pm to go to the gym. Days I work from home, I'll go either by 10am or after 2, to avoid the morning and lunch rushes.

And while I encourage my buddy, I don't yell it so the entire gym can hear...the grunts actually make me laugh and I lose concentration.

My absolute fave is those who feel the need to talk or text on their phones while trying to work out. Put your goddamn phone down, bust out your rep and get the hell out of the way. If it's that important, you can call back later.

That and the women who wear as little as possible and shimmy their way into an area where all the lifters work out, and do absolutely nothing but get in the way. If I wanted to stare at scantily clad women, I'll either go to Hooters or a strip club. Now if you are barely wearing anything and doing your thing, great. However, if you talking to the damn guy who's using the weights I'm trying to use, you're a nuisance and should be taken out to the parking lot and flogged.

There's this chick that works out at the same gym, and I swear I've never seen a pair of daisy dukes like this in my life.

You talk about distraction.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-02-2007, 08:32 AM

That's what we have around here at W&L in Lexington. I go to the gym and girls most definitely have to PREPARE to go. The majority of them have the bottom parts of their ass cheeks hanging out while they're doing the stair stepper.

I would take some pics for you, but that's the reason I got this job. My predecessor got fired for taking lewd videos in the gym.

Kidding, but not about the reason my predecessor got fired.

hooskins · 05-02-2007, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog1

Jimmy, have you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?

hahaaa i love that movie.

saden1 · 05-02-2007, 11:25 AM

How about that Mr. Tan guy at the gym. You know, the guy who is tan all year around and you've maybe seen him pale once.

Seriously, that can't be good for your skin.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-02-2007, 11:25 AM

Usually the guy who is tan all over, is also the guy who is gay all over.

MTK · 05-02-2007, 11:48 AM

I had to do a double-take at Mr. Tan Guy the other day. Actually he looked more orange than tan, and as a result he looked MG (mad-gay).

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-02-2007, 01:07 PM

You can also tell someone's gayness level by the fact that they obviously shave every part of their body.

Hog1 · 05-02-2007, 01:20 PM

this thread has taken a..........disturbing turn

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-02-2007, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I had to do a double-take at Mr. Tan Guy the other day. Actually he looked more orange than tan, and as a result he looked MG (mad-gay).

MG rivals the nickname I made up for Parcells in college: The OBG (the Original Big Gay).

mredskins · 05-02-2007, 01:32 PM

Really a lot of these a-holes you all are speaking of are their in the afternoon or after work. I find in the morning less people and more noraml people.

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TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,259	Re: F... people at the gym That's what we have around here at W&L in Lexington. I go to the gym and girls most definitely have to PREPARE to go. The majority of them have the bottom parts of their ass cheeks hanging out while they're doing the stair stepper. I would take some pics for you, but that's the reason I got this job. My predecessor got fired for taking lewd videos in the gym. Kidding, but not about the reason my predecessor got fired. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-02-2007, 11:25 AM	#39
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: F... people at the gym How about that Mr. Tan guy at the gym. You know, the guy who is tan all year around and you've maybe seen him pale once. Seriously, that can't be good for your skin. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

05-02-2007, 11:25 AM	#40
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,259	Re: F... people at the gym Usually the guy who is tan all over, is also the guy who is gay all over. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-02-2007, 11:48 AM	#41
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,749	Re: F... people at the gym I had to do a double-take at Mr. Tan Guy the other day. Actually he looked more orange than tan, and as a result he looked MG (mad-gay). __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

05-02-2007, 01:07 PM	#42
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,259	Re: F... people at the gym You can also tell someone's gayness level by the fact that they obviously shave every part of their body. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-02-2007, 01:20 PM	#43
Hog1 Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida Posts: 10,675	Re: F... people at the gym this thread has taken a..........disturbing turn __________________ Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios thankyou Joe....... *“God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs*

05-02-2007, 01:32 PM	#45
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,966	Re: F... people at the gym Really a lot of these a-holes you all are speaking of are their in the afternoon or after work. I find in the morning less people and more noraml people.

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