Redskins Should Trade for Andrew Luck

[metalskins]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

So there's a woman who loves purple. Like, fucking loves it. Purple doors. Purple curtains. Purple panties. Purple soaps. Purple everything. She drives a purple car and even asked her boss permission to paint her office purple. Her least favorite movie is The Purple People Eater, because it gives the color a bad name.

One day a guy stops by her large purple house (it's hard to miss) and knocks on the purple door.

"Hi, do you have a spare room?"

"As a matter of fact I do," says the woman in a purple dress. She leads him through the purple door, into the purple hallway, and past another purple door. And another purple door. She finally stops by the purple door at the end of the purple hallway.

"Here you are."

The guy goes through the purple door, into the purple room, and unpacks his suitcase into a purple dresser. At the end of the night, he lays down in the purple bed and rests his head on the purple pillow. The next day, he hears the woman screaming, "Breakfast!"

He gets out of the purple bed, gets his clothes from the purple dresser, and goes out the purple door into the purple hallway. He finds his way to the kitchen and sits down at the purple table.

The woman opens the purple cupboard and pulls out two boxes of cereal: Wheaties and Cheerios. She sets them on the purple table.

"What would you like?"

The man considers for a moment before finally responding: "Cheerios."

The woman smiles.

"So it's true: 2 out of 3 do prefer Cheerios over Wheaties."

Ha! I need more coffee!

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by mooby

I think they ought to be more worried about what a crappy team they've built around Luck. That o-line has been terrible for years, and most likely is a direct contributor to Luck's health. And he still doesn't have any decent options to throw to, or a run game to take pressure off him.

I totally agree. Defense is shit too.

[Evilgrin]

Luck's injury is pretty serious, been having issues with it for almost 2 years now. I dont think he comes back as the same player, just IMO.

[over the mountain]

Ill upload a photo of her purple panties next. She actually looks decent down there.

[Bishop Hammer]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

The woman opens the purple cupboard and pulls out two boxes of cereal: Wheaties and Cheerios. She sets them on the purple table.

"What would you like?"

The man considers for a moment before finally responding: "Cheerios."

The woman smiles.

"So it's true: 2 out of 3 do prefer Cheerios over Wheaties."

Ok I just don't get the joke?

[Giantone]

Originally Posted by TenandSix:Unacceptable

Cousins plus a boatload of picks...

I think they should do everything in their power to make this move.

Thoughts?

Vinny ,is that you?

[FrenchSkin]

Originally Posted by Bishop Hammer

Ok I just don't get the joke?

I think the point is that there's no point and we all read a long post expecting a point.
I like that kind of jokes.

It worked particularly well on me because, since it was a Schneed's post, up until the end I was expecting it to be an incredibly smart and accurate metaphor about how stupid the Luck trade idea was... Well...

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by FrenchSkin

I think the point is that there's no point and we all read a long post expecting a point.
I like that kind of jokes.

It worked particularly well on me because, since it was a Schneed's post, up until the end I was expecting it to be an incredibly smart and accurate metaphor about how stupid the Luck trade idea was... Well...

You nailed it. This thread is incredibly pointless, just like that "joke".

[Superbowl84]

At least this isnt seriously being discussed 😂

[Bishop Hammer]

Originally Posted by mooby

I think they ought to be more worried about what a crappy team they've built around Luck. That o-line has been terrible for years, and most likely is a direct contributor to Luck's health. And he still doesn't have any decent options to throw to, or a run game to take pressure off him.

So it's the same deal here, this season.

[Eagles1]

Originally Posted by TenandSix:Unacceptable

Cousins plus a boatload of picks...

I think they should do everything in their power to make this move.

Thoughts?

My thought is you don’t realize no one is trading for a QB on the franchise tag. Cousins can walk at the end of the year why would anyone risk that?

[SolidSnake84]

Not sure if this is a joke thread or not, I can't detect sarcasm very well.

I think trading for Luck is a horrible idea because some websites say Luck might never be the same QB again, lots of comparisons being made to Chad Pennington when it comes to arm strength.

I don't think Indy parts with him unless another season goes by where he either can't play, or injures his shoulder again at some point in the season.