Super Happy Fun Thread!

[NC_Skins]

For all the fellow divers out there.

[NC_Skins]

[Monkeydad]

I was (in order):


Broken
Funny
Whore

[Dirtbag59]

For the fellow shooters out there

[Alvin Walton]

Ted playing national anthem at the Dallas Cowboys...

[mooby]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

For the fellow shooters out there

Nice.

[firstdown]

Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis,
38, of Little Rock, were returning to Des Arc after a frog catching trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Pooles pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steerin g-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge. After Traveling Approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged, and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the pavement, and striking a tree Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might both be dead," stated Wallis " I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia (Poole's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck???

(Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole did, in fact, effectively remove himself from the gene pool.)

[That Guy]

Originally Posted by firstdown

Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis,
38, of Little Rock, were returning to Des Arc after a frog catching trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Pooles pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steerin g-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge. After Traveling Approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged, and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the pavement, and striking a tree Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might both be dead," stated Wallis " I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia (Poole's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck???

(Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole did, in fact, effectively remove himself from the gene pool.)

just wow... they couldn't just take the radio fuse and swap it? or a paperclip at worst?

[SmootSmack]

No....Way

Awful Tattoo Leads To Amazing Facebook Breakup | Happy Place

[mooby]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

No....Way

Awful Tattoo Leads To Amazing Facebook Breakup | Happy Place

Damn. I saw that on FB two hours ago but I can't post links from my phone.

But seriously, how the f do you get a tattoo of your significant other somewhere obvious on your body after a week of dating? That's crazy stupid.

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by mooby

Damn. I saw that on FB two hours ago but I can't post links from my phone.

But seriously, how the f do you get a tattoo of your significant other somewhere obvious on your body after a week of dating? That's crazy stupid.

Are you saying I shouldn't have got a tattoo of SS on my arse after the first thread of mine he locked down?

[mooby]

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Are you saying I shouldn't have got a tattoo of SS on my arse after the first thread of mine he locked down?

Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by mooby

Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.

This chick:

[RedskinRat]

Super, happy AND fun!

Marine wins $2.8M on Las Vegas slot machine

LAS VEGAS - A U.S. Marine hit the jackpot during a break from training in Nevada, winning $2.8 million while playing the slot machines at the Bellagio in Las Vegas.

[RedskinRat]

In Mens Health it says that having sex burns as many calories as jogging 8 miles.

Who can run 8 miles in 30 seconds?