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Old 05-16-2011, 04:19 PM   #1
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:32 PM   #2
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One of the funniest things on here in awhile was I beleive Dirtbag saying to the effect "You take that back you take that back right now..." I forget which thread but I was seriously rolling when I read it.
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:59 PM   #3
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One of the funniest things on here in awhile was I beleive Dirtbag saying to the effect "You take that back you take that back right now..." I forget which thread but I was seriously rolling when I read it.
I think it was on the Ashton Kutcher Charlie Sheen thread, where I was forced to stand up to the Ego and his hate of cookie cutter sitcoms. What can I say I'm a beast.

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Some of Alvin's posts are so out of context they just crack me up each time.....
Also Alvin, why did you pick that screen name?
In looking back at the SHFT the other night some of the pics that I can remember are of a Fighter Jet in a museum, a trainer throwing fish into a whale tank at Sea World, very disturbing Barbie pics, William Perry's butt, Sonny throwing a pass, and a bag of dirt (which was in fact awesome). Seriously though a hide button to clean up huge pics would really clean up this thread.


Anyway in Supper Happy Fun News.


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This is such a winner it's not even, well it's incredibly funny, but anyway yeah amazing post. Made even funnier by the fact that I had 2 Unlimited - No Limit playing in the background.
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Old 05-16-2011, 05:28 PM   #4
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I'm thinking a few of you guys went to this school.

Watersmeet School District - Home of the Nimrods
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Old 05-17-2011, 12:16 AM   #5
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No idea why but Derp pictures make me laugh. However this one takes the cake.

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Old 05-17-2011, 09:10 AM   #7
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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap," thought the father. "This kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
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