F...pollen

[EternalEnigma21]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

Two years ago I had a honeybee hive make it's home in my bathroom wall. There's nothing quite like the sound of hundreds of bees humming furiously four feet away from you while you're trying to do your business.

that would suck. I don't mind bees, but I when I lived in Amissville, we had a wasp problem that would be so overwhelming the first warm day after a long cold spell, it looked like a horror flick. You couldn't approach the house, and you could knock them down with a broom stick with every swing.

Once I awoke to find a red wasp crawling up my naked thigh while I was in bed, and I screamed like a woman and completely spazzed out. I think that was the moment my wife lost the last bit of respect she had for me as a man.

[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by EternalEnigma21

that would suck. I don't mind bees, but I when I lived in Amissville, we had a wasp problem that would be so overwhelming the first warm day after a long cold spell, it looked like a horror flick. You couldn't approach the house, and you could knock them down with a broom stick with every swing.

Once I awoke to find a red wasp crawling up my naked thigh while I was in bed, and I screamed like a woman and completely spazzed out. I think that was the moment my wife lost the last bit of respect she had for me as a man.

Ah... the dreaded red wasp. I've been stung by one of those before. Yeeouch. I was running late for a wedding and flew out of the house and jumped in the car. As soon as I started the car, the sucker stings me on my inner thigh. So I'm yelling and trying to get it out from under my skirt and the thing lands on the console. Let me just say those suckers are hard to kill, but I prevailed in the end.

So now I'm woozy from all the adrenaline pumping, I'm really running late now and I have to sing the opening song at this wedding. I arrived, still woozy, walked straight to the stage and performed like nothing happened. Yeah, that was fun, but the show must go on!

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Not because of allergies, but because I can't keep my damn car clean! I just had it washed yesterday and today it looks like big bird sneezed all over it. The pollen seems really bad this year.

I hear ya man. I have allergies now that I live in the Southwest, and one of the worst for me is Pecan trees. They have a green pollen that puts a fine dust all over your vehicles.
I am very happy that zyrtec is over the counter now. I've been on it for 3 years.

[Monkeydad]

If you F pollen, you'll be all yellow down there.








No, I do agree. I washed both of my cars on the weekend. Beautiful, sunny day. 2 hours later my cars were yellow and I had to get a dusting mit out and brush them off.

[redsk1]

I was almost ready to F....allergies. I guess I'm too late. I feel like I've been dying here the last few weeks. Congestion, watery eyes, nose, no sleep. F...this pollen.

I never had allergies until 5 or 6 years ago. Finally got tested last year. I'm allergic to everything: trees, my dog, grass, virtually everything outside. Seeing i like to spend alot of time outside, i'm screwed. Alright, i'm done.

[MTK]

Ugh I've been stuffed up and miserable all day

[saden1]

Seriously, F...pollen. Allergy season came way early this year for me...started sneezing late Feb but now things have gotten down.

[tryfuhl]

f..... pollen!!!!

Every 3 or 4 years it bothers me horribly.. so far it hasn't

cars are looking mad ugly though.. local carwash has on their sign "POLLEN IS NOT A CAR COLOR" or something like that

[firstdown]

Sneezing, runny eyes and nose, scratchy throat, headaches, nope not me. I can snort pollen and roll around the yard and feel fine. Ok, I was rubbing it in some but my wife goes through it every year so I do suffer some from what she goes through.