Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

KLHJ2 · 03-21-2008, 12:08 PM

I couldn't give 2 shits about the situation, but she could.

BleedBurgundy · 03-21-2008, 12:57 PM

Now she can drop "number two" from #2.

onlydarksets · 03-21-2008, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

Now she can drop "number two" from #2.

Wouldn't that be from #2 and #3?

redsk1 · 03-21-2008, 12:59 PM

I hope she doesn't get behind on her medical bills.

ArtMonkDrillz · 03-21-2008, 01:05 PM

This is sad, she shouldn't be the butt of all our jokes!

Warpath · 03-21-2008, 01:17 PM

HAHAHAHA. This thread is the funniest in a long time.

KLHJ2 · 03-21-2008, 01:23 PM

I hope that she has a good lawyer to pursuade the judge because she will be showing a little less leg.

SmootSmack · 03-21-2008, 01:25 PM

I don't think this woman would appreciate the way you guys are dumping all over her.

KLHJ2 · 03-21-2008, 01:29 PM

I think that she should invest her settlement in toilet paper because she has to use twice as much as anyone else.

BleedBurgundy · 03-21-2008, 01:30 PM

Maybe i should have said "dropping the deuce from the deuce."

Monkeydad · 03-21-2008, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

So my question is: did they repair her current anus or did they give her an additional one?

OR...did they replace the anus with her (previously good) foot?

Monkeydad · 03-21-2008, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

I don't think this woman would appreciate the way you guys are dumping all over her.

Her lawyers will have to come here and get to the bottom of this. Why should she be the butt of our jokes?

ArtMonkDrillz · 03-21-2008, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

Why should she be the butt of our jokes?

I already used that one!

MTK · 03-21-2008, 01:50 PM

I'm sure this was a huge pain in the ass for her.

BleedBurgundy · 03-21-2008, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

OR...did they replace the anus with her (previously good) foot?

Which would mean someone finally made good on the threat "i'm going to put my foot (or your foot, as the case may be) up your ass!"

03-21-2008, 12:08 PM	#16
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead I couldn't give 2 shits about the situation, but she could.

03-21-2008, 12:57 PM	#17
BleedBurgundy Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,471	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead Now she can drop "number two" from #2. __________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine

03-21-2008, 12:59 PM	#19
redsk1 The Starter Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,351	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead I hope she doesn't get behind on her medical bills.

03-21-2008, 01:05 PM	#20
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead This is sad, she shouldn't be the butt of all our jokes! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

03-21-2008, 01:17 PM	#21
Warpath The Starter Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Potomac Falls, VA Age: 49 Posts: 1,762	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead HAHAHAHA. This thread is the funniest in a long time.

03-21-2008, 01:23 PM	#22
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead I hope that she has a good lawyer to pursuade the judge because she will be showing a little less leg.

03-21-2008, 01:25 PM	#23
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead I don't think this woman would appreciate the way you guys are dumping all over her. __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

03-21-2008, 01:29 PM	#24
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead I think that she should invest her settlement in toilet paper because she has to use twice as much as anyone else.

03-21-2008, 01:30 PM	#25
BleedBurgundy Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,471	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead Maybe i should have said "dropping the deuce from the deuce." __________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine

03-21-2008, 01:50 PM	#29
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,749	Re: Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead I'm sure this was a huge pain in the ass for her. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

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