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SmootSmack · 04-01-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Redskin Rich

Why is SBF listed as a scrub with only 9 posts???

He knows why. But that's between the mods and SBF. We've all agreed to just move forward

celts32 · 04-01-2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

Since you're talking about food, you might enjoy one of my new recipes.

1 small over stuffer chicken, cooked and deboned
5 burrito sized flour tortilla wraps
1 bottle barbeque sauce of choice
1 bottle blue cheese dressing of choice
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 tomato, thinly sliced
hot sauce

Pull the chicken into shreds with clean hands and place in a bowl or ziploc bag. Pour 1 bottle of barbeque sauce on top of it. Add ten drops of hotsauce into this and stir.
Heat wraps for ten second in microwave.

Place lettuce on wrap and two tomato slices. Spoon 1/5 of chicken mixture on top of lettuce and tomato. Cover with blue cheese dressing and fold in the two sides.

Fold the unfolded sides so that the two ends meet and tuck one into the other.

Cut in half and enjoy!

that sounds so GD good!

htownskinfan · 04-01-2008, 10:59 AM

I am very skilled in the ways of cutting the cheese

Darrell_Green_28 · 04-01-2008, 11:26 AM

watch it this smells funny, might be Limburg Cheese

Redskin Rich · 04-01-2008, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by GeneParmesan

Hello and good day to you fine sirs or madams, sorry for bothering the general population but my outreaches to several members of this website through private messaging systems was without much success. If I may I would like to inquire about how I may or can go about contacting and or reaching Mr. Daniel Snyder (he's the owner of the NFL Washington Redskins football club in case you didn't already know). I'm an old friend of his from our childhoods and would like to get in touch and or contact with him again. For your troubles I can or if I may send you some free cheese samples. I'm a cheesemaker and I make some of the finest in the world. Thank you can goodday to you alls. Please pardon my english as I am not of the american origin.

Are we sure you don't have some money stuck in a bank in our country, and need us to send you 2G so you can send us 100G?

Paintrain · 04-01-2008, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Redskin Rich

Are we sure you don't have some money stuck in a bank in our country, and need us to send you 2G so you can send us 100G?

LOL, I was about to ask the same thing!! I think I saw this dude on 20/20!!

He may be on to something though. If Arch and B. Lloyd got millions from Danny for doing nothing, maybe this letter will get a couple of grand out of him!

Redskin Rich · 04-01-2008, 12:00 PM

Damn... a spam thread is turning into a war

Redskin Rich · 04-01-2008, 12:02 PM

So, I guess I am slow on the uptake... but I just realized this ORIGINAL post was a 4-1 joke.... got me.

skinsguy · 04-01-2008, 12:18 PM

I like cheese.

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-01-2008, 03:05 PM

If the blender was still plugged in I can see them calling it a deadly weapon.

SammyBaughFan · 04-01-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

If the blender was still plugged in I can see them calling it a deadly weapon.

It wasn't plugged in so I have no idea how they are saying a freakin Cuisinart is a deadly weapon. As I said, the man deserved to be bludgeoned to death with that blender. By God's grace, I chose to only seriously hurt the guy instead of sending him to the morgue.

Peace,
Mike

Lady Brave · 04-01-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SammyBaughFan

It wasn't plugged in so I have no idea how they are saying a freakin Cuisinart is a deadly weapon. As I said, the man deserved to be bludgeoned to death with that blender. By God's grace, I chose to only seriously hurt the guy instead of sending him to the morgue.

Peace,
Mike

Your hands can be considered a deadly weapon based on the level of injury inflicted on a person. So yeah... any object that can cause trauma or serious injury can be deemed a deadly weapon.

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-01-2008, 03:15 PM

I would have used a good old fashioned frying pan because I would think it would have a better grip than a blender. A frying pan is one of the best blunt objects in the kitchen, next to a rolling pin or a granite cutting board. With some of these hand-molded grips they make these days I sometimes wonder why the police don't carry them.
Fine china also makes a nice shank.

cpayne5 · 04-01-2008, 03:18 PM

Stop the madness. What day is it again?

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 04-01-2008, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by cpayne5

Stop the madness. What day is it again?

I'm not so sure this is a prank. Have you seen SBF's previous posts?

04-01-2008, 10:59 AM	#3
htownskinfan JUST LIVIN Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: houston,tx Age: 62 Posts: 4,878	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required I am very skilled in the ways of cutting the cheese __________________ Make The Redskins Great Again

04-01-2008, 11:26 AM	#4
Darrell_Green_28 The Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Robert, Louisiana Age: 55 Posts: 2,119	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required watch it this smells funny, might be Limburg Cheese __________________ Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

04-01-2008, 12:00 PM	#7
Redskin Rich The Starter Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,420	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required Damn... a spam thread is turning into a war __________________ I really have nothing to say in this matter, please ignore the above post as blowing hot air.

04-01-2008, 12:02 PM	#8
Redskin Rich The Starter Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,420	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required So, I guess I am slow on the uptake... but I just realized this ORIGINAL post was a 4-1 joke.... got me. __________________ I really have nothing to say in this matter, please ignore the above post as blowing hot air.

04-01-2008, 12:18 PM	#9
skinsguy Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Posts: 6,766	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required I like cheese. __________________ "Fire Up That Diesel!"

04-01-2008, 03:05 PM	#10
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 41 Posts: 8,029	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required If the blender was still plugged in I can see them calling it a deadly weapon. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

04-01-2008, 03:15 PM	#13
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 41 Posts: 8,029	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required I would have used a good old fashioned frying pan because I would think it would have a better grip than a blender. A frying pan is one of the best blunt objects in the kitchen, next to a rolling pin or a granite cutting board. With some of these hand-molded grips they make these days I sometimes wonder why the police don't carry them. Fine china also makes a nice shank. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

04-01-2008, 03:18 PM	#14
cpayne5 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,807	Re: urgent help needed your assistance is required Stop the madness. What day is it again? __________________ "It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you."

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