What REALLY grinds your gears?

Chico23231 · 12-10-2021, 04:10 PM

Ear hairs that grow hidden from sight, camouflaged blonde or camouflaged/hidden by head hair on top of ear.

It’s a war and I wouldnt describe myself as a hairy dude, but I will find a quarter inch to half inch hair hidden somehow or camouflaged usually on the edge of ear, within skin fold of ear or on top of ear hidden by head hair. Usually light colored not to attract attention but just to drive me crazy.

punch it in · 12-10-2021, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

Ear hairs that grow hidden from sight, camouflaged blonde or camouflaged/hidden by head hair on top of ear.

It’s a war and I wouldnt describe myself as a hairy dude, but I will find a quarter inch to half inch hair hidden somehow or camouflaged usually on the edge of ear, within skin fold of ear or on top of ear hidden by head hair. Usually light colored not to attract attention but just to drive me crazy.

Lol. This post made me literally lol. Let me get this right, a half inch fuckin ear hair? Thats gnarly man. I got one of those little shavers with ear n nose attachments. My wife hates ear n nose hair. Turns her off. I gotta do my own nose but she will get in the ear and my leg kicks like a dog when you pet him in the right spot.

One other thing I always pictured you with a high n tight around the ears. I keep my shit high n tight. I would see that half inch monster coming. You got long enough hair that it covers the tops of your ears?

sdskinsfan2001 · 12-10-2021, 08:05 PM

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Lol. This post made me literally lol. Let me get this right, a half inch fuckin ear hair? Thats gnarly man. I got one of those little shavers with ear n nose attachments. My wife hates ear n nose hair. Turns her off. I gotta do my own nose but she will get in the ear and my leg kicks like a dog when you pet him in the right spot.

One other thing I always pictured you with a high n tight around the ears. I keep my shit high n tight. I would see that half inch monster coming. You got long enough hair that it covers the tops of your ears?

Chico is a conservative hippie. Lol. Not too many of those around.

Ear hair, nose hair, back hair. Being a man is disgusting.

You gotta be vigilant!!

Giantone · 12-10-2021, 08:13 PM

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Lol. This post made me literally lol. Let me get this right, a half inch fuckin ear hair? Thats gnarly man. I got one of those little shavers with ear n nose attachments. My wife hates ear n nose hair. Turns her off. I gotta do my own nose but she will get in the ear and my leg kicks like a dog when you pet him in the right spot.

One other thing I always pictured you with a high n tight around the ears. I keep my shit high n tight. I would see that half inch monster coming. You got long enough hair that it covers the tops of your ears?

He combs it over like trump does when it gets long enough!

Chico23231 · 12-10-2021, 08:51 PM

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Lol. This post made me literally lol. Let me get this right, a half inch fuckin ear hair? Thats gnarly man. I got one of those little shavers with ear n nose attachments. My wife hates ear n nose hair. Turns her off. I gotta do my own nose but she will get in the ear and my leg kicks like a dog when you pet him in the right spot.

One other thing I always pictured you with a high n tight around the ears. I keep my shit high n tight. I would see that half inch monster coming. You got long enough hair that it covers the tops of your ears?

Well part of the issue i get my haircut next week…every 8 weeks…so its touching the top, maybe a lil past.

Fucking ear hair. Can I get this shit waxed or something?

punch it in · 12-10-2021, 08:56 PM

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Well part of the issue i get my haircut next week…every 8 weeks…so its touching the top, maybe a lil past.

Fucking ear hair. Can I get this shit waxed or something?

Gotcha. So definitely not like a shaggy from scooby doo. Cus thats where my imagination was goin.

Im not sure you can wax the skin folds in your ear. Or even the tops of your ears. Too small an area. You can go and try. Worse comes to worse get a happy ending while you’re there. Seriously though You are plucking em right?

punch it in · 12-10-2021, 08:25 PM

Wow it’s Friday night and we are discussing Chicos ear fucking hair. FML.
Im gonna have a tequila n smoke some primo pineapple express, perhaps some East Coast Sour D. I gotta do something other than talk about another mans gangly ear hair, or at least do it fucked up. Oh n fuck Dallas just because it’s Dallas week.

sdskinsfan2001 · 12-10-2021, 08:31 PM

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Wow it’s Friday night and we are discussing Chicos ear fucking hair. FML.
Im gonna have a tequila n smoke some primo pineapple express, perhaps some East Coast Sour D. I gotta do something other than talk about another mans gangly ear hair, or at least do it fucked up. Oh n fuck Dallas just because it’s Dallas week.

I'm drinking some beers and about to watch Thunder/Lakers game. Then if still not tired, gonna watch some politics, and take all you guys to school (cordially of course).

MTK · 12-13-2021, 08:31 AM

you need one of these

ear and nose hair trimmer

Chico23231 · 12-13-2021, 08:34 AM

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you need one of these

ear and nose hair trimmer

I have a similar item. The nose hair and area around the ear hole is kept in check. It’s these fuckin rouge hairs that try me on the ear.

mooby · 12-13-2021, 08:46 AM

My condolences. I have hair everywhere except on top of my head. Hair growing in the ungodliest of places.

I don't mind shaving my head - just wish I could shave it one more time and then be done with it. Some days I just don't have the time to spend an extra 20 min in the shower shaving my dome.

MTK · 12-13-2021, 10:13 AM

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My condolences. I have hair everywhere except on top of my head. Hair growing in the ungodliest of places.

I don't mind shaving my head - just wish I could shave it one more time and then be done with it. Some days I just don't have the time to spend an extra 20 min in the shower shaving my dome.

If there was a pill tomorrow with little to no side effects that would grow back my hair, I'd take it in a second. I don't mind having a buzz cut, it sure saves a lot of time and money going to a barber, but it would be nice to just have some options.

mooby · 12-13-2021, 10:22 AM

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If there was a pill tomorrow with little to no side effects that would grow back my hair, I'd take it in a second. I don't mind having a buzz cut, it sure saves a lot of time and money going to a barber, but it would be nice to just have some options.

Yep lol. I would do either one - a pill that either regrows all my hair or removes it completely. None of this cul-de-sac bullshit where it becomes obvious I don't have any hair if I don't shave it every couple of days.

Fishingfool · 12-13-2021, 10:08 AM

So I'm taking a mandatory Storm Readiness class as I'm an insurance agent. They have spent 2 hours showing us all the premiums collect versus claims paid out. What a waste of my time. I guess at some point they will actually talk about storm readiness.

mooby · 12-13-2021, 10:24 AM

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So I'm taking a mandatory Storm Readiness class as I'm an insurance agent. They have spent 2 hours showing us all the premiums collect versus claims paid out. What a waste of my time. I guess at some point they will actually talk about storm readiness.

Note to self: storms = bad for business. Great seminar!

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punch it in From a Land Down Under Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: toms river, nj Age: 52 Posts: 23,063	What REALLY grinds your gears? Wow it’s Friday night and we are discussing Chicos ear fucking hair. FML. Im gonna have a tequila n smoke some primo pineapple express, perhaps some East Coast Sour D. I gotta do something other than talk about another mans gangly ear hair, or at least do it fucked up. Oh n fuck Dallas just because it’s Dallas week.

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mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,355	Re: What REALLY grinds your gears? My condolences. I have hair everywhere except on top of my head. Hair growing in the ungodliest of places. I don't mind shaving my head - just wish I could shave it one more time and then be done with it. Some days I just don't have the time to spend an extra 20 min in the shower shaving my dome. __________________ Hail to the Football Team

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