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Old 03-03-2020, 08:44 PM   #2161
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Bro, my sister is going thru a divorce and she bought a new townhouse...so this past weekend she went up to Ikea to furnish it with new bullshit and asked me to go. I responded that why would I visit Dante sixth level of hell? Dale city ikea on a Saturday...that’s a hard stop. But did ask her to pick me up the Swedish meatballs.
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Idk what it is about IKEA but my sister is the same way. Lives in NC, every time she visits she insists on going to IKEA for cheap crap she wants. Always asks me to go since nobody else wants to.
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Old 03-04-2020, 07:56 AM   #2162
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Once a month my town has a bulk trash pick up. you literally could stick a sofa out there they will take it. My buddy and me always laugh the night before the bulk pick up looking at peoples piles. It is literally 70% ikea furniture.

The trick to knowing Ikea is the more moving parts to the product the shitter it is. Bought my son a desk there for Xmas literally wood top attached to two metal legs, assembled in 5 minutes. He wanted this computer desk with all these moving parts etc...I said fuck that 2 hours too build and a life expectancy of 6 months.
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Old 03-06-2020, 05:56 PM   #2163
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Walked out of work today to find my car covered in bird shit, must have been a flock of geese that flew over and they all decided to drop deuces just over my car. Fuck off geese.


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Old 03-06-2020, 07:04 PM   #2164
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

When it's getting late at work on a Friday and you know damn well you need to come in to work on Saturday.
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Old 03-07-2020, 11:37 AM   #2165
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I hate fuckin jackass fuckfaces

Just witness this morning: guy in a nice f150 hauling a small trailer. The trailer isn’t sided, just a small flat bed with a see thru, grate-like gate that is up. I just merged onto a highway behind him about 30 yards.

In the middle of this small trailer is a mound of loose gravel.

I see this and move way over as we approach a bridge. The truck hits the lip of the bridge, bouncing the trailer...I can see the rocks jump off and hittin the highway turning into missiles . I swerve all the way over and just missing these things, but I can see the traffic behind me swerving while getting hit.

Seriously fuck this guy.
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Old 03-07-2020, 12:41 PM   #2166
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I hate fuckin jackass fuckfaces

Just witness this morning: guy in a nice f150 hauling a small trailer. The trailer isn’t sided, just a small flat bed with a see thru, grate-like gate that is up. I just merged onto a highway behind him about 30 yards.

In the middle of this small trailer is a mound of loose gravel.

I see this and move way over as we approach a bridge. The truck hits the lip of the bridge, bouncing the trailer...I can see the rocks jump off and hittin the highway turning into missiles . I swerve all the way over and just missing these things, but I can see the traffic behind me swerving while getting hit.

Seriously fuck this guy.
It seems more and more there are people clueless as how what they are doing impact others or they just don't care. It also could be the guy owns a local auto glass business.
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Old 03-08-2020, 04:57 PM   #2167
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

How expensive beef jerky is. I love it but its so expensive. Bought a bag today for 13 bucks.
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Old 03-09-2020, 10:41 AM   #2168
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How expensive beef jerky is. I love it but its so expensive. Bought a bag today for 13 bucks.
Have you ever tried making some in the oven. My buddy has just about perfected the process.

https://www.jerkyholic.com/how-to-ma...y-in-the-oven/
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Old 03-09-2020, 10:58 AM   #2169
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I just bought some bacon jerky, might as well call it bacon candy because this shit is addictive


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Have you ever tried making some in the oven. My buddy has just about perfected the process.

https://www.jerkyholic.com/how-to-ma...y-in-the-oven/
That looks like a lot of tedious work to me. With my fumble fingers it would take forever to hang them up like that.
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Old 03-09-2020, 11:18 AM   #2171
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Have you ever tried making some in the oven. My buddy has just about perfected the process.

https://www.jerkyholic.com/how-to-ma...y-in-the-oven/
I need to cook more in general. Especially now that I'm single again. Definitely haven't tried making jerky. Probably above my pay grade.
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Yeah, I ate the whole bag yesterday. Definitely can't keep that stuff in the house. Assuming I'd even worse if it was bacon jerky.
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Old 03-09-2020, 11:34 AM   #2173
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That looks like a lot of tedious work to me. With my fumble fingers it would take forever to hang them up like that.
oven, cooking...we know who's job that is. And make me a sandwich while she's at it...
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Old 03-09-2020, 12:37 PM   #2174
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oven, cooking...we know who's job that is. And make me a sandwich while she's at it...
I probably cook in the oven a couple times a year and it is probably a frozen pizza or fish sticks. I have baked more machined parts to dry them than food in there. Only use the stove to make omelets or chili. BBQ or microwave for me.
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I probably cook in the oven a couple times a year and it is probably a frozen pizza or fish sticks. I have baked more machined parts to dry them than food in there. Only use the stove to make omelets or chili. BBQ or microwave for me.
Personally I am in my '40's and I have never used a Conventional Oven!

I have only ever used Microwaves and Toaster Ovens.


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