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Old 04-08-2022, 03:53 PM   #1
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Man, that is so wrong. And creepy as fuck.
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Old 04-09-2022, 09:35 AM   #2
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Old 04-09-2022, 12:11 PM   #3
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Totally forgot about that movie…I think they even made a sequel.
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Old 04-21-2022, 11:46 AM   #4
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Florida doing Florida things

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A Florida bride and her wedding caterer have been arrested and accused of lacing wedding food, including lasagna, with marijuana and causing several guests to become sick, according to their arrest warrant affidavits.

Lasagna at a wedding?
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Old 04-21-2022, 01:22 PM   #5
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A Florida bride and her wedding caterer have been arrested and accused of lacing wedding food, including lasagna, with marijuana and causing several guests to become sick, according to their arrest warrant affidavits.

Lasagna at a wedding?
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Old 04-21-2022, 01:40 PM   #6
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A Florida bride and her wedding caterer have been arrested and accused of lacing wedding food, including lasagna, with marijuana and causing several guests to become sick, according to their arrest warrant affidavits.

Lasagna at a wedding?
Any wedding in Florida that features lasagna over Conch Fritters, Mahi Mahi and Cuban beans and rice is a travesty.
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Old 04-21-2022, 06:39 PM   #7
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Any wedding in Florida that features lasagna over Conch Fritters, Mahi Mahi and Cuban beans and rice is a travesty.
Conch fritters are divine! I haven’t deep sea fished in awhile, but catching schools of Mahi is great.

Anyways…did anyone see the that Mike Tyson video? That guy who antagonized him deserved the beating he got. Free Mike!
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Old 04-22-2022, 02:24 PM   #8
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Conch fritters are divine! I haven’t deep sea fished in awhile, but catching schools of Mahi is great.

Anyways…did anyone see the that Mike Tyson video? That guy who antagonized him deserved the beating he got. Free Mike!
Yeah. No doubt Tyson held his restraint for long enough. No sympathy for that guy or his d-bag friend filming the whole thing.
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Fucking with Tyson is like poking a tiger, that guy got what he deserved
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Old 04-25-2022, 02:10 PM   #11
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Once this trial ends, I'm thinking about asking Amber Heard out. She seems lovely. Then if it goes well, maybe she will come over, and we can watch Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Old 04-25-2022, 02:12 PM   #12
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Once this trial ends, I'm thinking about asking Amber Heard out. She seems lovely. Then if it goes well, maybe she will come over, and we can watch Pirates of the Caribbean.
Or you could just pay an escort to shit in your bed, probably save you a lot of time and money too.
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Old 04-25-2022, 02:16 PM   #13
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Or you could just pay an escort to shit in your bed, probably save you a lot of time and money too.
You get no rush from shitting. Probably take her rock climbing.

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Once this trial ends, I'm thinking about asking Amber Heard out. She seems lovely. Then if it goes well, maybe she will come over, and we can watch Pirates of the Caribbean.
I heard she dislikes SC, she don't like no gators!
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If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me.....
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/05...1471651690966/
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