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Old 08-16-2007, 02:49 AM   #1
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Old 08-20-2007, 06:47 AM   #2
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if board meetings were like internet discussions.
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Old 08-21-2007, 06:54 PM   #3
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^^^i knew that was going to happen. I turned off my volume to make sure.
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Old 08-23-2007, 09:27 AM   #4
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This is from the dirty old man (aka, my hero) that I work with. It's one of those emails that if one of my friends sent it to me I'd say it was dumb, but because it's from a dirty old man it's sort of funny.

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up
To the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
Wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
Shape, size, color and material imaginable.


"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types
Of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?"


Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...


The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
Used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
For, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

The German bra: Stopemfromfloppen!


I want to be an old man so I forwar these kinds of emails to coworkers.
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:51 PM   #5
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:57 PM   #6
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wooops ,
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:05 AM   #7
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Students play deadly frisbee with live land mine! - Yahoo! India News
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:17 AM   #8
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hot potato hot potato
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Old 08-24-2007, 11:33 AM   #9
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hot potato hot potato
I see people playing frisbee with their dogs all the time. That would not have been cool.
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Old 08-27-2007, 12:41 AM   #10
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All that and...um, no brains

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Old 09-20-2007, 11:59 AM   #11
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Man, soccer is retarded. I would've decked the fruity guy that was bouncing the ball on his head too.
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Old 09-21-2007, 02:42 PM   #12
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:00 AM   #13
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The most gratifying interview I've seen in a long time...here is a valid link:

Chris Matthews to Jon Stewart: ‘This is a book interview from hell’ - The Carpetbagger Report
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Old 09-20-2007, 12:38 PM   #14
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Old 10-04-2007, 03:18 AM   #15
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I was gonna do that the other day, but I'm fat, so I watched t.v. instead... it was awesome!
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