The Bad News Thread

skinsguy · 07-11-2014, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

The Bad News: This new colleague seems to have a bit of a flatulence problem

Oh no, this is a great thing! Think of all the possibilities. He (or she) could fart out the National Anthem before each and every workday. Does this colleague try to cough each time a fart sneaks out as to hide the noise? Like Peter Griffin from Family Guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB4Ji20eqRI

Chico23231 · 07-11-2014, 11:55 AM

SS, if you need a small spray you can use discretely I'd recomend this stuff called Blunt Effects. You can find it usually at any convinence store. It will kill the smell if your having that problem.

I used to sit near an underwriter who would grip and rip all day. Really pissed me the hell off, just get up and fart in the breakroom or bathroom like everyone else.

JoeRedskin · 07-15-2014, 11:49 AM

Double root canal. Oh joy.

Let's see -

Car engine going up, tenant issues, contractor out of town, covering another attorney's caseload and now this.

Yup. These last few weeks have pretty much defined the phrase "craptacular." Hoping it turns around soon but not counting on it.

punch it in · 07-15-2014, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Double root canal. Oh joy.

Let's see -

Car engine going up, tenant issues, contractor out of town, covering another attorney's caseload and now this.

Yup. These last few weeks have pretty much defined the phrase "craptacular." Hoping it turns around soon but not counting on it.

If it makes your root canal feel better here is a picture of my wifes hand yesterday,....
Yes that is a thick ass sewing needle going through her nail and almost coming out the other side

JoeRedskin · 07-15-2014, 04:08 PM

^^ Ouch! That is just painful to look at.

punch it in · 07-15-2014, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

^^ Ouch! That is just painful to look at.

Isnt it though. A splinter under the nail is awful. That is strait up torture. Lol. Six shots in the finger to numb it too.

NC_Skins · 07-15-2014, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

If it makes your root canal feel better here is a picture of my wifes hand yesterday,....
Yes that is a thick ass sewing needle going through her nail and almost coming out the other side

How the hell do you do that?

JoeRedskin · 07-16-2014, 04:48 AM

Put your finger under a sewing machine's needle would be my guess.

punch it in · 07-16-2014, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Put your finger under a sewing machine's needle would be my guess.

Bingo. Lol.
Was teaching a class, when a kid asked a question. Took her eyes off the prize for one second.

JoeRedskin · 07-16-2014, 09:24 AM

To be honest, that was my wife's guess. She took one look at it and went "How do you get a sewing machine needle through your finger?"

punch it in · 07-16-2014, 10:28 AM

I wasnt here when it happened, and my wife is an art teacher and extremely crafty. She was not only teaching them how to use the machine, but how to use it safely. Lol. It was a hand feeding machine and she looked away. The worst part was it took six needles to numb her finger and than they pulled it out so easily. There was no need for the shots.

Daseal · 07-16-2014, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

I wasnt here when it happened, and my wife is an art teacher and extremely crafty. She was not only teaching them how to use the machine, but how to use it safely. Lol. It was a hand feeding machine and she looked away. The worst part was it took six needles to numb her finger and than they pulled it out so easily. There was no need for the shots.

Can she in good conscience fail any of them now?!

Riggo44 · 07-16-2014, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

If it makes your root canal feel better here is a picture of my wifes hand yesterday,....
Yes that is a thick ass sewing needle going through her nail and almost coming out the other side

Man that looks painful! I had a huge splinter in my finger a few weeks ago and couldn’t get it out so after a few days and it swelling up I sucked up my pride and went to the Dr.
That feels like nothing now after seeing this. Props to your wife by the look of that pic she must be one tough cookie.

punch it in · 07-16-2014, 07:24 PM

Luckily for her its private summer classes because No she would not be able to!

Tougher than me. Lol

SmootSmack · 07-17-2014, 11:45 AM

Malaysian Airlines and the families of their passengers just keep getting bad news, sad

Malaysia Airlines Plane Crashes in Ukraine With 295 on Board

07-11-2014, 11:55 AM	#137
Chico23231 Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 33,992	Re: The Bad News Thread SS, if you need a small spray you can use discretely I'd recomend this stuff called Blunt Effects. You can find it usually at any convinence store. It will kill the smell if your having that problem. I used to sit near an underwriter who would grip and rip all day. Really pissed me the hell off, just get up and fart in the breakroom or bathroom like everyone else. __________________ My pronouns: King/Your ruler He Gets Us

07-15-2014, 11:49 AM	#138
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 61 Posts: 10,401	Re: The Bad News Thread Double root canal. Oh joy. Let's see - Car engine going up, tenant issues, contractor out of town, covering another attorney's caseload and now this. Yup. These last few weeks have pretty much defined the phrase "craptacular." Hoping it turns around soon but not counting on it. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

07-15-2014, 04:08 PM	#140
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 61 Posts: 10,401	Re: The Bad News Thread ^^ Ouch! That is just painful to look at. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

07-16-2014, 04:48 AM	#143
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 61 Posts: 10,401	Re: The Bad News Thread Put your finger under a sewing machine's needle would be my guess. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

07-16-2014, 09:24 AM	#145
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 61 Posts: 10,401	Re: The Bad News Thread To be honest, that was my wife's guess. She took one look at it and went "How do you get a sewing machine needle through your finger?" __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

07-16-2014, 10:28 AM	#146
punch it in From a Land Down Under Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: toms river, nj Age: 52 Posts: 23,063	Re: The Bad News Thread I wasnt here when it happened, and my wife is an art teacher and extremely crafty. She was not only teaching them how to use the machine, but how to use it safely. Lol. It was a hand feeding machine and she looked away. The worst part was it took six needles to numb her finger and than they pulled it out so easily. There was no need for the shots.

07-16-2014, 07:24 PM	#149
punch it in From a Land Down Under Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: toms river, nj Age: 52 Posts: 23,063	Re: The Bad News Thread Luckily for her its private summer classes because No she would not be able to! Tougher than me. Lol

07-17-2014, 11:45 AM	#150
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: The Bad News Thread Malaysian Airlines and the families of their passengers just keep getting bad news, sad Malaysia Airlines Plane Crashes in Ukraine With 295 on Board __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

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