Cowboys Pregame thread

[MTK]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

I'm the only one that likes Major Tuddy lol.

I have no feelings on it either way, much bigger things to worry about than a mascot.

If we were playoff bound I think most would feel differently about it, but it's just another low hanging fruit right now to take a shot at.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by MTK

I have no feelings on it either way, much bigger things to worry about than a mascot.

If we were playoff bound I think most would feel differently about it, but it's just another low hanging fruit right now to take a shot at.

Major Tuddy ( every time i type that i shake my head) is certainly the least of the worries. I don’t really give a shit if we even have a mascot. But you have to admit it has the appearance of another rush job. They could have made a super cool looking hog.
And marching it out there on the same day you get your asses kicked at home by a bad team to end your season is just so us. Just another shiny object to make you forget about all the turmoil.

[calia]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

I'm the only one that likes Major Tuddy lol.

I think you are.


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[FrenchSkin]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

I'm the only one that likes Major Tuddy lol.

I kinda like him as an embodiment of Dan's crumbling regime, one of the last pathetic and yet vivid proof of how lame this organisation has been under this PoS.

But in non "Dan is probably selling the team in a few weeks/months", no, the only way I like Major Tuddy is on a BBQ.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by FrenchSkin

I kinda like him as an embodiment of Dan's crumbling regime, one of the last pathetic and yet vivid proof of how lame this organisation has been under this PoS.

But in non "Dan is probably selling the team in a few weeks/months", no, the only way I like Major Tuddy is on a BBQ.

The mascot itself isn't great. But mascots are supposed to be ridiculous. It's some dude in a costume. Shouldn't even have a mascot. And if we do, get some real hogs. So I don't think this one looks any more ridiculous than most non real mascots out there. For example, I'm a Braves fan, below is our mascot. That's no less ridiculous. But the Braves actually win, so that thing is popular as hell.



I just like the name. It cracks me up. Major Tuddy is just hilarious to me. I will be using that name quite often next year when Howell is dropping dimes to McLaurin, Dotson, and Samuel.

[SFREDSKIN]

So who’s going to be our RB on Sunday? Brob no practice yesterday or today, Gibson IR. Looking like Williams and Patterson

[FrenchSkin]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

The mascot itself isn't great. But mascots are supposed to be ridiculous. It's some dude in a costume. Shouldn't even have a mascot. And if we do, get some real hogs. So I don't think this one looks any more ridiculous than most non real mascots out there. For example, I'm a Braves fan, below is our mascot. That's no less ridiculous. But the Braves actually win, so that thing is popular as hell.



I just like the name. It cracks me up. Major Tuddy is just hilarious to me. I will be using that name quite often next year when Howell is dropping dimes to McLaurin, Dotson, and Samuel.

Fair pointS. But to me if you chose a mascot supposed to honor some of your greatest and most iconic players, you can try to have it look a bit less ridiculous and meaner, even in a cartoonish way.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by FrenchSkin

Fair pointS. But to me if you chose a mascot supposed to honor some of your greatest and most iconic players, you can try to have it look a bit less ridiculous and meaner, even in a cartoonish way.

Something in a costume should never be used to honor anyone(s). They should have never chose a fake character altogether if that's what they were going for.

So I don't necessarily disagree with you, but I don't think you truly honor the Hogs with anyone running around in a costume.

[BaltimoreSkins]

Originally Posted by FrenchSkin

I kinda like him as an embodiment of Dan's crumbling regime, one of the last pathetic and yet vivid proof of how lame this organisation has been under this PoS.

But in non "Dan is probably selling the team in a few weeks/months", no, the only way I like Major Tuddy is on a BBQ.

I personally enjoy how his rank is Major a rank in the Army, Marine Corps, Air Force and Space Force but we are the Commanders a rank in the Navy and Coast Guard. Majors are O-4, Commanders are O-5. I know I am reading into it too much but it is subtly off.

[punch it in]

Originally Posted by BaltimoreSkins

I personally enjoy how his rank is Major a rank in the Army, Marine Corps, Air Force and Space Force but we are the Commanders a rank in the Navy and Coast Guard. Majors are O-4, Commanders are O-5. I know I am reading into it too much but it is subtly off.

Lol. So Admiral Tuddy if someone in the building put more than 3 minutes into the shiny object to keep our attention off of the shitshow on the field? Interesting. Hopefully Bezos scraps Tuddy along with the rest of the trash.

[KI Skins Fan]

Originally Posted by punch it in

Lol. So Admiral Tuddy if someone in the building put more than 3 minutes into the shiny object to keep our attention off of the shitshow on the field? Interesting. Hopefully Bezos scraps Tuddy along with the rest of the trash.

Now that Snyder claims to live in England, why not imagine Tuddy in the Royal Navy and name him Vice Admiral Sir D.C. "Mascot" Tuddy-Hogg, POS, WTF.

[Chief X_Phackter]

Originally Posted by BaltimoreSkins

I personally enjoy how his rank is Major a rank in the Army, Marine Corps, Air Force and Space Force but we are the Commanders a rank in the Navy and Coast Guard. Majors are O-4, Commanders are O-5. I know I am reading into it too much but it is subtly off.

While true, there are also "Commanders" in all services...Company Commander, Battalion Commander, Brigade Commander, Regimental Commander, Division, Corps, Wing, Group, Squadron, Flight, SOUTHCOM, USAREUR...etc... Not really a "rank", but a billet.

My guess is they weren't targeting a specific service for the name - just a tribute to all in general.

[punch it in]

As for this game I hope that Howell looks awesome AND we lose by 30. I hope Ron and Tuddy are shitcanned at halftime and on Monday the sale is announced. Im absolutely done with any team that has to do with Snyder, Ron, Scott, Tuddy, and all the other morons in charge of this shitshow.

Dallas 43
Major Tuddys Duddys 13

Howell comes in the fourth quarter and looks awesome even for garbage time.

[BaltimoreSkins]

Sam Howell getting a chance to throw to Terry, Curtis and Johan

https://twitter.com/PeteHaileyNBCS/s...84883717820420

[SFREDSKIN]

Ron still thinks there's a chance that's why he's going with TH, fucking moron!!