Survivor NFL: Win a spot on the Dallas Cowboys!

[GMScud]

In an addendum to the circus that is the Cowboys, the owner of the Ravens takes a nice shot at what could have been had Jason Garrett not turned down their job offer last offseason:

Ravens Owner Jokes Baltimore Would've Been 5-11 Under Jason Garrett - NFL FanHouse

Great stuff. It seems like Dallas is being mocked more and more each day. I love it.

[Whiteboi_J]

ya man. Michael Irvin got his own radio show on espn 103.3....u can go onto espn website and listen to it...it's from 11-2pm Central. He is SOOOOOOOOO into himself....he'll firgure out how to turn every topic into how it's about him.

They prolly only doing WRs and DBs b/c he was a WR, and understands how both positions work....plus his boy Deoin Sanders will prolly be there helping with the DBs.....And it's not for a spot on their team, it's for one of the 80 spots in training camp.

Did anyone see the Deoin (Sanders) and Pilar show? I'm not gonna lie, that shit was actually funny. And his wifey Pilar is bangin!

[MdBluefinCrab]

And I thought The Little Danny was running the Circus....lol

[Ruhskins]

Originally Posted by MdBluefinCrab

And I thought The Little Danny was running the Circus....lol

The way JJ runs the Cowboys makes us look like the best run team in the league. Quit bashing our own team when we're bashing the Cowboys, ok?

[GMScud]

Funny, now Dallas media claims that leadership is so poor in the Cowboys' locker room, a guy like knife weilding, cokehead whore monger Michael Irvin would be an improvement!

Dallas Cowboys need someone in locker room like Irvin | Dallas Cowboys News | Sports News | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News

[44ever]

Originally Posted by GMScud

Funny, now Dallas media claims that leadership is so poor in the Cowboys' locker room, a guy like knife weilding, cokehead whore monger Michael Irvin would be an improvement!

Dallas Cowboys need someone in locker room like Irvin | Dallas Cowboys News | Sports News | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News

This just gets better and better

[Zerohero]

Originally Posted by MdBluefinCrab

And I thought The Little Danny was running the Circus....lol

We haven't made the greatest moves recently but one thing we don't have to worry bout our players being felons.

So im guessing not everyone is as pumped for this new reality show Monday as I am?

[Zerohero]

Originally Posted by Brian Orakpo

So im guessing not everyone is as pumped for this new reality show Monday as I am?

Sure it has nothing to do with it being bout Cowboys. :vomit:

[SmootSmack]

Not to be outdone

VH1 :: Terrell Owens Gets in the Game With a New Reality Show on VH1

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Not to be outdone

VH1 :: Terrell Owens Gets in the Game With a New Reality Show on VH1

Wow, that's just pathetic. What an oxymoron- start some dumb reality show to make extra money, the topic of which is getting your "publicists" to prove to everyone how good of a guy you are off the field. Sort of counter-intuitive, no? Hey world, look how great a guy I am - I'm getting paid to participate in a reality show where I'll be performing contrived "good guy" activities.

If he really was interested in being a good guy off the field, he 1) wouldn't feel like he needed to prove it to everyone, and 2) he would quietly do some charity work that isn't mandated by the league.

My gosh. What a joke.

[44ever]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Not to be outdone

VH1 :: Terrell Owens Gets in the Game With a New Reality Show on VH1

Waking up in 3, 2, 1.

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Not to be outdone

VH1 :: Terrell Owens Gets in the Game With a New Reality Show on VH1

Wow, whats next The Sureal Artist: T.O Edition? A bunch of washed up celebrities learn to pickup chicks with corny routines while a star NFL reciever finds that he loves himself so much that he doesn't need to learn how to pickup chicks. Afterwards Dr. Drew stops by and makes sure Owens takes one pill at a time. Did I miss anything?

[WaldSkins]

[GMScud]

This gets funnier and more out of control by the minute!! Here's Martellus Bennett and a new rap! Wild Sh*t in Dallas indeed!!

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