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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection
The first grain of sand for me was Guice's injury. I remember a couple really impressive runs only to watch him walk off and be like, "No biggie."
The true vaginal sandstorm came when McCoy broke his leg. That's when I wondered how the fuck do we have such horrible luck?!
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No shit. His stroll to the sideline was the most unassuming "out of year" injury all time.
I don't know vag sand, but the headline out for the year for Guice was the equivalent of standing behind the home plate, Roger Clemens fast ball that a batter foul tips, just getting a piece and redirects perfectly right into my nuts.
I went down in a heap.
Typically you tell Guice to just stand up, get off the field and rub some sand on it. Little did we know, he would be rubbing sand in the vag of every Skins fan in the world. And sand would continue to build throughout the year. Culminating with signing Buttfumble and a woman abuser within a week of one another.
12-06-2018, 02:23 PM
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