Super Happy Fun Thread!

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by RobH4413

The sad thing is... I'm totally that guy.

I'm a server, and call me a sell out, but I completely put on the "Hey guys, hows everyone doing!" routine for a dollar.

I'm the exact opposite type of customer though, if I'm at a table I just want the effing server to shut the hell up. I don't want to be swooned, I just want my damn food, and unless your a hot waitress, leave... and if your the hot waitress when you leave... do it slowly.

Seriously, could you hook me up with some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas?