What REALLY grinds your gears?

[mooby]

Originally Posted by SunnySide

This is probably TMI but it was my birthday last week and I had a helium balloon in my bedroom a few days later. My lady was taking a shower and when she walked into our bedroom i had the _____ tied around my ______ .

We laughed and then _______ .

Well played, I'm gonna have to try that sometime.

Also I'd like to try the ol' dick in a box maneuver sometime just for shits and gigs.