Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)

[ArtMonkDrillz]

After the relative success of the Mad Libs on the "GTripp 4 Life" thread, I think we need to move out on our own. These don't have to be adult themed, but I have nothing to do with what your sick minds put in these.

Video Games

I recently purchased the [adjective] football video game "Madden [number]." I had to beg my [noun] to let me buy it because I've been spend a ton of money on [plural noun] lately. After [gerund] the game all night I can say, it was certainly worth all that [noun].

There is an option in the game that actually lets you become a real [profession]! But first you have to go through [noun], which is extremely [adjective]. The game is so real you almost believe that you can feel the [liquid] running down your neck. After going through the [adjective] training period you are ready to start [gerund] for real.
Again, the game is so [adjective] that you can actually get [animals] in your stomach. But don't let your [part of the body] get too [adjective] because one slip and you could [verb] all over the field. By the end of the first [noun] everything should slow down for you and your [plural noun] should start to ease. The the time your first bye-week comes around you'll feel like an old [noun].
With any [noun] you'll make the playoffs for a shot at the [adjective] prize, the [name of someone famous] Trophy!
First you have to [verb] the opening round of the [annual event]. After you [verb] your first opponent it's on to the conference championship. This is where [noun] really [verb] off, because you don't want to be [gerund] on the road! If you're [adjective] enough to make it to the [adjective] Bowl you should be [adjective] to win! The [noun] will be [adjective] so keep your [part of the body] on a swivel out there. Keep to your [noun] and [verb] just like you did during the season. Really, you just need to [verb] with the [noun] that you did when you were a kid.
Hopefully you won the [adjective] game and now you can go to [famous vacation spot], at least in the video game world you can, unless you have [adjective] [plural noun] to spend.
The [adjective] thing is, after that first season ends you can keep [gerund] all you want. It seems like all I do is [verb] "Madden" anymore, maybe that's why my girlfriend [gerund] me last week.