[KI Skins Fan]

Originally Posted by NYCskinfan82

Why Your Team Sucks 2012: Washington Redskins

Saw this what do you think. Makes some OK thoughts, but I think overall we must of cut him awhile ago and he never got over it.

This article is 80% horse doo-doo. But, if you read it as satire, it has some funny parts. For example:

"He (Snyder) could hire Rich Kotite and dump a pound of anthrax in the center of the stadium and these idiots would remain blindly loyal. It's mystifying."

I laughed out loud at this observation because it's true - and we're damn proud of it!

"Never go to FedEx Field. Ever. Going to FedEx Field is like traveling 30 years into the future to catch a glimpse of America's eventual economic ruin. Biker gangs encircle you for minutes at a time. People are drinking pure ethanol. Women are tit-grabbed at every possible opportunity. It is perhaps the least welcoming environment on Earth."

He's apparently never been to an Eagles home game.

"DeAngelo Hall is like someone took all the worst parts of Asante Samuel's game and made an entire player out of them."

I wish I had thought of this first and posted it on The Warpath.