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Originally Posted by Dirtbag59
How is your home security? Did you know that 83% of home burlaries happen while you're at work? Do you need life insurance? I can get you a great $5 million policy? 83% of Americans that need life insurance don't ahve it. How about fantasy football? I have an app that will be sure to help you win your league. 83% of people that bought our app won their league? You like my shoes? $5.
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Matty will rename himself Harbinger and assume control of our accounts when it serves his purpose. Crap I wish more people around here played Mass Effect.
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You know what they say: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. I guess that would explain why men are so cold and women do everything backwards.