[over the mountain]

Have you ever been with your wife's or girlfriend's family during thanksgiving or christmas and her crazy aunt and uncle talk about coming down to see your new house but you dont hear from them for months, maybe years afterwards?

Well apparently my lady's aunt and uncle are visiting this weekend. They are straight up wild.

My nice relaxing BBQ weekend has just turned into a drunken drama fest. Sad thing is we have to hide our valuables.....shit, you guys dont even know the drama storm thats coming my way.