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Originally Posted by firstdown
All I had to do was make shopping with me as miserable experience as I could
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Good technique.
I've been married 19 years.
Try these get out of work methods
Washer:
Obvious: red sock with whites on hot
Dryer:
Bathing suits on hot heavy duty
Dishes:
Anything not dishwasher safe...tip...use bottom rack for maximum effect, fancy glasses are a must try.
Grocery Shopping
Buy things that are close but are way off...ex...buy "unsalted" butter vs "salted" butter, baking powder vs baking soda, buttermilk vs milk
Lawnmowing:
Treat flowerbeds like grass...just don't be so obvious....not to mention fertilizer...make sure you zig zag that stuff.
Home Repair:
Always break something else when repairing...ideally the tools themselves, so you can't use em again
Trash:
This is a man's job...no way out...please advise.