[sportscurmudgeon]

In a former life, I had to spend a lot of time in suburban Minneapolis/St. Paul - - including in the dead of winter. I always used to kid my colleagues who lived there that the weather forecast for Minneapolis for every single day between November 15 and April 15 was the same:

MInus 23 - - Clear - - Still


Translation: The temperature is MINUS 23 and the snow is CLEAR up to your ass and Still falling...