[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by Skinny Tee

Nice...I just saw your sig, I thought you were joking....pretty funny.



The blue & orange Kool-Aid combination is the most lethal. In no time you should be seeing Chief Zee dressed as a Mad Hatter in a field of war painted rabbits. He'll take you down a rabbithole where you'll be shown through a walkthough exhibition about how the years of spending in free agency and trading away draft picks has actually benefitted the Redskins in the long run.

You'll wake up on a bed in the master suite at Dan Snyder's personal residence. You'll have a weird taste in your mouth and feel really groggy. You'll notice that your Redskins warmups you were wearing are on a nearby loveseat. Your last memory will be the voice of ole' Danny whispering "How's my Kool-Aid taste?"