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Old 05-23-2008, 02:14 PM   #25
Monksdown
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Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear

ARE with a spear wins every time. Find a convenient pole vault mount. Call the bear dirty names until he charges you. Place blunt end of spear behind you in pole vault mount. Aim for his heart as he charges, which means low, and lift as he crashes into you. And then i hope you've been saved, because you're both going to meet jesus.
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