[mooby]

Chico, you win. Trump is the greatest president who ever lived.

We're sitting over here arguing about corruption, etc. meanwhile Trump was probably thinking this entire time how pathetic the number of votes is compared to the number of citizens in this country - so his master plan was obviously to turn politics into reality tv so that more of us would be engaged about the future of our country. We're playing checkers and he's playing chess. Brilliant! Voter turnout has never been higher.