https://www.richmond.com/ap/state/po...f5b1d57d5.html
NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (AP) — A Virginia man has died after accidentally stabbing himself with a sword.
Newport News police said in a statement that the incident occurred Sunday afternoon at the unidentified man's house.
Witnesses told police that the 28-year-old was walking down some stairs with the sword in his hands. It accidentally plunged into his groin area.
Police said they responded to the house about 4:40 p.m. He was pronounced dead at the scene about 5:25 p.m.
Sword to the dick....you will take the L everytime folks.