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Originally Posted by Dirtbag59
I can't believe you just said that. (Stage 1 Denial)
You bastard. You couldn't just say thank you? Couldn't give me a thumbs up, pat on the back, no? You HAD to declare me the winner of this thread/board. Do you realize what that means? It means that no matter what I post from here on out it will be inevitably compared to this Tony Romo pic.
All subsequent pics I post from here on out will essentially be Jarret Payton or even Barry Sanders Jr. Doesn't matter that people are predicting I'll have a great year or that I'm scholarship athlete at Stanford NOOOOOOOOOO. Unless I get 2,628 yards with a 7.6 YPC average and 37 TD's in a single season and win the Heisman I'll be considered a disappoint.
Now I know how Peyton feels. "Hey Peyton how many Super Bowls do you have?" Well I won it all back in 2006." Hmmm interesting doesn't Brady have 3? Even Eli has 2. What you're telling me is that you're basically on par with the likes of Trent Dilfer and Brad Johnson. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
See what I mean. This pic is funny. It has a cute baby acting like a boyfriend whos in trouble which is HILARIOUS because because because babies don't know how to use phones, but as funny as this pic is its still not the TONY ROMO ONE...................ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm so mad right now I could just.......... (Stage 2 Anger)
....still not better than the Romo pic.....I think I would give anything at this point to take it back..... (Stage 3 Bargaining)
All hope is lost. (Stage 4 Depression) |
Because kicking a man when he's down is well just wrong I won't point out that Tony Romo made you the winner thus negating the picture that won it for you in the first place. You, Dirtbag, made Tony Romo a winner.
Oh wait did I just point that out.