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Guys at the /r/nfl subreddit start a thread of announcer quotes after each week and damn they are amazing to reflect on.


Shit Announcers Say (Sequel to John Gruden's Quotes) : nfl

1) "You soften the box and prepare it to go balls deep."

-Jon Gruden

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2) "If there's just one irreplaceable player in this league, Rogers is one of them."

-Jon Gruden

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3) "That's what I'm talking about a catch radius"

-Jon Gruden

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4) "Chris Long.......Alshon Jefferies"

-Jon Gruden

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5) "You know what I'd wear if I was a Bears fan? a shredder."

-Jon Gruden

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6) "That effort to the pylon was impressive by Martellus Bennett"

-Jon Gruden (on a lunge for the first down)

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7) "I worked with Trestman, back when...I don't know where".

-Jon Gruden

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8) "St. Louis is...looking for...more productivity out of......(3 second pause).......Chris Johnson."

-Marv Albert

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9) (Talking about Case Keenum) "He walks into the huddle like a samurai"

-Chris Collinsworth

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10) "A mess in Miami... A mess in Tampa... and we will see both of them next Monday Night"

-Mike Tirico

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11) "You have to play run 100%" (Patriots threw for an 81 yard TD on the play.)

-Phil Simms

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12) "This playbook is filled with offense"

-Jon Gruden

Pure gold.