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and I spilled my urine sample all over the bathroom.

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We'll pray for a speedy recovery.

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you know when u are getting old

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thats great

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[quote=firstdown;813962]and I spilled my urine sample all over the bathroom.[/quote]


Age: 47

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Were you pissed?

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Did you slip and fall into a puddle of your own urine?

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Is there some inside ironic joke I am just not getting?

If not, why would we be interested in your pee? I mean, I have more than a few disgusting stories about spilling, splashing and exploding excreeta but don't think anyone here is all that interested in them.

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Gee whiz, FD.

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[quote=Monkeydad;814071]Age: 47[/quote]


I didn't piss in my pants. The funny part was the bathroom has a little door that opens to put the urine in and the nurse on the other side has a door so they can get the sample. I'm knocking on their little door so I can get another cup while I'm holding my piss. So I'm looking through this 1'x1' door trying to explain to the nurse why I need another cup while I'm trying to not pee any more and she keeps asking me all these questions. Finally I said let me finish in here and then I'll explain what happened.

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Once I had the squirts and spelled my name on a sand dune.

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FD = 1 guy, 1 cup FAIL

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[quote=firstdown;814114]I didn't piss in my pants. [/quote]

Wait 20 more years and report back. :D

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[quote=Schneed10;814112]Gee whiz, FD.[/quote]

If there was ever time for you to go all Schneed on someone for a retarded thread...this was it

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[quote=SmootSmack;814366]If there was ever time for you to go all Schneed on someone for a retarded thread...this was it[/quote]

I know. S10 has let us down.