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and I spilled my urine sample all over the bathroom.

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We'll pray for a speedy recovery.

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you know when u are getting old

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thats great

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[quote=firstdown;813962]and I spilled my urine sample all over the bathroom.[/quote]


Age: 47

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Were you pissed?

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Did you slip and fall into a puddle of your own urine?

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Is there some inside ironic joke I am just not getting?

If not, why would we be interested in your pee? I mean, I have more than a few disgusting stories about spilling, splashing and exploding excreeta but don't think anyone here is all that interested in them.

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Gee whiz, FD.

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[quote=Monkeydad;814071]Age: 47[/quote]


I didn't piss in my pants. The funny part was the bathroom has a little door that opens to put the urine in and the nurse on the other side has a door so they can get the sample. I'm knocking on their little door so I can get another cup while I'm holding my piss. So I'm looking through this 1'x1' door trying to explain to the nurse why I need another cup while I'm trying to not pee any more and she keeps asking me all these questions. Finally I said let me finish in here and then I'll explain what happened.

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Once I had the squirts and spelled my name on a sand dune.

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FD = 1 guy, 1 cup FAIL

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[quote=firstdown;814114]I didn't piss in my pants. [/quote]

Wait 20 more years and report back. :D

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[quote=Schneed10;814112]Gee whiz, FD.[/quote]

If there was ever time for you to go all Schneed on someone for a retarded thread...this was it

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[quote=SmootSmack;814366]If there was ever time for you to go all Schneed on someone for a retarded thread...this was it[/quote]

I know. S10 has let us down.

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FD....this is strictly Twitter Stuff.........
BTW, put the shoes on EBAY

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[quote=SmootSmack;814366]If there was ever time for you to go all Schneed on someone for a retarded thread...this was it[/quote]

lolololololololol....FD is a classic, in the heat of finally football FD starts a thread about piss on the ground.....lololololololol

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[quote=Alvin Walton;814104]Were you pissed?[/quote]

:lol::lol:

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[quote=SmootSmack;814366]If there was ever time for you to go all Schneed on someone for a retarded thread...this was it[/quote]

I figured this one was good for a couple puns before I lowered the boom on it.

FD is a real spelling whiz.

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[quote=joeredskin;814119]once i had the squirts and spelled my name on a sand dune.[/quote]

lol

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Patients First.

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[quote=diehard;814842]Patients First.[/quote]

No I have a regular doctor. One with a really big finger I'll say.

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^^ and the TMI just keeps rolling along.

I'd dunno FD, your fixation on big fingers and corn holing seems to reflect some latent tendencies ...

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[quote=JoeRedskin;815205]^^ and the TMI just keeps rolling along.

I'd dunno FD, your fixation on big fingers and corn holing seems to reflect some latent tendencies ...[/quote]

...and he's a Republican. LOL. I kid, I kid.

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[quote=Ruhskins;815206]...and he's a Republican. LOL. I kid, I kid.[/quote]

It's all making sense now. Let's not forget the [B]Pee[/B]-Wee bike...

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Atleast I know how to laugh at myself and everyone else.

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[quote=Schneed10;814470]I figured this one was good for a couple puns before I lowered the boom on it.

FD is a real spelling [B]whiz[/B].[/quote]
wow, this is what its come to?