32 Years Ago Today (The Birth of Matty)
 

32 year ago today the Lord said "Let there be Matty" and lo!! there was Matty!

And from far and wide people came to see this child of the immaculate reception born in Brudlehem. The three wise men, Bozthasar, Crispiar, and Canuckior crossed the desert bearing gifts of burgundy, gold, and eyeblack.

Some 25 years later young Matty traveled to the peasant town of Raljon where Rat the Redskin baptized him in the Ramseyfan River. As soon as Matty came out of the water, he saw the sky open and Jack Kent Cooke coming down to him like a Mark Rypien spiral. A voice from heaven said, "740+ men and women together can't lose!"

And JKC said unto Matty, "Go young Mattias and spread the gospel of the Washington Redskins"

And Mattias said "It will be so. I shall spread the word and show the unenlightened the wondrous path to glory that is being a Redskin fan (well maybe not these days, but you know)"

He then turned to the people and called out to them "Come my children. Turn back to the Warpath and register. Then your sins will be forgiven"

And that is the story of the birth of Matty

Happy Birthday M-Dog!

That is hilarious....

Happy Birthday Matty

Matty:

Happy birthday - - and many more.

Be well. Stay well.

Happy Birthday big guy!

Yeah, Happy Birthday. As for a gift, I give to you a sword made from steel that has been pounded over a burgundy and gold anvil. :food-smil

So when are you getting that Sports car Matty? Is the hairline receding yet? What about gray hair? You're getting older which means I am getting older.

I hereby start the Matty Sports Car Fund.

Happy Birth Day Dude.

have a good one... or don't... your call really ;)

Happy b day buddy! It will be a better birthday next year when we have a winning record hehehe.

Happy Birthday Matty, from my family to you we wish you health, success and longevity. Have fun celebrating:party-smi.

Smootsmack where can I buy the audio tapes to more of your sermons ? :laughing- [b][u]PREACH ON BROTHER!!![/u][/b]

Happy Birthday Matty!!!

Happy Birthday Matty!!!

I hope you have an enjoyable day and your wish comes true!!!!

Happy Birthday Matty

For all your hard work your prize is

GIFT CERTIFICATE: (1) Winning game for the Redskins (valid until end of season 04')

use it wisely!!!

Amen Brother!

Happy Bday matty. we're all indebted to you for the wonderful creation known as thewarpath!

Much thanks guys!

Happy Birthday Matty!

Happy Birthday

[QUOTE=4TH RING]Happy Birthday Matty, from my family to you we wish you health, success and longevity. Have fun celebrating:party-smi.

Smootsmack where can I buy the audio tapes to more of your sermons ? :laughing- [b][u]PREACH ON BROTHER!!![/u][/b][/QUOTE]

Coming soon....Can I get an Amen!!!

[QUOTE=smootsmack]32 year ago today the Lord said "Let there be Matty" and lo!! there was Matty!

And from far and wide people came to see this child of the immaculate reception born in Brudlehem. The three wise men, Bozthasar, Crispiar, and Canuckior crossed the desert bearing gifts of burgundy, gold, and eyeblack.

Some 25 years later young Matty traveled to the peasant town of Raljon where Rat the Redskin baptized him in the Ramseyfan River. As soon as Matty came out of the water, he saw the sky open and Jack Kent Cooke coming down to him like a Mark Rypien spiral. A voice from heaven said, "740+ men and women together can't lose!"

And JKC said unto Matty, "Go young Mattias and spread the gospel of the Washington Redskins"

And Mattias said "It will be so. I shall spread the word and show the unenlightened the wondrous path to glory that is being a Redskin fan (well maybe not these days, but you know)"

He then turned to the people and called out to them "Come my children. Turn back to the Warpath and register. Then your sins will be forgiven"

And that is the story of the birth of Matty

Happy Birthday M-Dog![/QUOTE]


[I]"The Passion of Mattias"[/I]

Happy B-day Matty!

Matty, its hard to belive that two great people such as you and myself, strike the world within three calander days...

Happy birthday, bro.

Happy B-Day Matty72! :drink I loved your sermon smootsmack. :laughing2 Hallelujah!

happy b-day matty and keep up the incredible work.

Happy Birthday, Matty! You rule!!!! Don't get too drunk! :biggthump
:food-smil :food-smil :food-smil

Happy Birthday Matty! It's a bitch to get old. Keep up the good work.

No drinks for me tonight, just 3 hours of HR management!

I can't wait.

:doh:

Bet you can't blow out all the candles in one go.

Young Guns!
 

You young guns!

I've got socks in my drawer older than you! At least you were born in the right month!

This reminds me. I need to schedule my proctological exam!

Happy Birthday Matty you old fart! Hahaha! Hey, I'm not too far behind you! ;-P

[QUOTE=Mattyk72]No drinks for me tonight, just 3 hours of HR management!

I can't wait.

:doh:[/QUOTE]

As the humble servant moderator that I am, I will take it upon myself to go out and drink on your behalf

happy birthday yo

Happy Birthday Matty! All the best.

Great story Smootsmack!

Bozthasar? Lmao!

Happy birthday! Seems like just yesterday that I was 19, you were 27 and Yahoo! Clubs still existed. lol

Happy Birthday Matty!

Matty, dont mean to steal your thunder for the second time... but I just got my birthday presents today from the parents.....

FINALLY!!!

#56 can be worn by me this sunday!!!! Too bad it proboly wont be on the feild :(

Happy Birthday, Hog Squad.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTY..........maybe the Redskins can win at least one game just for you.................

11/25... Happy Birthday Joe Gibbs!

Happy Bday Matty.

Nice sermon Smootsmack.