Toomer's Marriage Springs a Leak
 

[url=http://www.nypost.com/seven/02262007/news/regionalnews/abort_shock_in_giant_divorce_regionalnews_jeane_macintosh_and_dan_mangan.htm]'ABORT' SHOCK IN GIANT DIVORCE By JEANE MacINTOSH and DAN MANGAN - Regionalnews - New York Post Online Edition[/url]

"And when she didn't want to have sex, Toomer acted "irrationally and outrageously" - once urinating on her clothes, and another time tossing her BlackBerry into the Hudson River."

Damn, what is it with Giants and divorce cases?

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wow!

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money, money money. just like the ojays said. really is the root of all evil

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I should be very happy then!

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New York New York baby.

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Do you guys mean to tell me that you haven't ever pissed on a woman's clothing for refusing to have sex? Come on! The guy's only human, after all.

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[QUOTE=GhettoDogAllStars;281253]Do you guys mean to tell me that you haven't ever pissed on a woman's clothing for refusing to have sex? Come on! The guy's only human, after all.[/QUOTE]

Seriously. Let he who is without tinkle...

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[QUOTE=GhettoDogAllStars;281253]Do you guys mean to tell me that you haven't ever pissed on a woman's clothing for refusing to have sex? Come on! The guy's only human, after all.[/QUOTE]

Nope, but I know a guy who stuffed a few pounds of dog sh-t in a woman's dresser drawers....and her closet.....and her bed, after she cheated on him. Apparently, he went by a dog park and collected all the nasty crap he could find.

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[QUOTE=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;281264]Nope, but I know a guy who stuffed a few pounds of dog sh-t in a woman's dresser drawers....and her closet.....and her bed, after she cheated on him. Apparently, he went by a dog park and collected all the nasty crap he could find.[/QUOTE]

Look at what some chick did to her boyfriend's M3 after he cheated on her:

[img]http://www.goyk.com/images/m3_destroyed/01.jpg[/img]

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Some might be turned on by it. Malcolm?

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*typing with one hand*

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;281278]*typing with one hand*[/quote]

Why...? Oh! Awww sh*t!

*heads back to therapy*

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another case of TMI

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Tafkas, this is one of the best thread titles in WP history!

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TAFKAS, you owe me ten minutes of my life, I can't believe I read the NY Post article. Now I have all these questions floating in my head...

Where did Amani learn this? Did he threaten to piss on his prom date's dress unless she slept with him? Has Amani ever threatened to piss on Tom Coughlin unless he called more pass plays for him? Did Tiki Barber stop fumbling to stop Amani from pissing on him? Did Amani ever piss on a teammate in the shower who refused to share his shampoo with him?

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If Toomer has to pay her, maybe he will ask to be released so he can sign with the skins too (sarcasm). I still haven't seen anything about that ridiculous Strahan rumor, has anyone else?

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That shit works at my house to.
"MMmmm........hey baby, toss me that shirt and let me piss on it for you!"

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[quote=TAFKAS;281211]
Damn, what is it with Giants and divorce cases?[/quote]

<singing> It's a New York State of mind...

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When I saw the thread title, I thought "uh oh, Shawn Springs pulled a Belichick and became the 'other man' in someone's marriage!"

Glad I was wrong.

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[quote=memphisskin;281296]TAFKAS, you owe me ten minutes of my life, I can't believe I read the NY Post article. Now I have all these questions floating in my head...

Where did Amani learn this? Did he threaten to piss on his prom date's dress unless she slept with him? Has Amani ever threatened to piss on Tom Coughlin unless he called more pass plays for him? Did Tiki Barber stop fumbling to stop Amani from pissing on him? Did Amani ever piss on a teammate in the shower who refused to share his shampoo with him?[/quote]

LOL, that's really funny. I started laughing pretty loud at my desk at work, signaling to the rest of the office that A) I've suddently started thinking that my work is funny or B) I've developed a rare disease where I become extremely ticklish when I look at my computer screen for too long. Memphis, maybe you should be a pursue career in writing things that are funny. Quick, do it again! Write something else that's funny! Do it!

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[QUOTE=gabe1984;281328]LOL, that's really funny. I started laughing pretty loud at my desk at work, signaling to the rest of the office that A) I've suddently started thinking that my work is funny or B) I've developed a rare disease where I become extremely ticklish when I look at my computer screen for too long. Memphis, maybe you should be a pursue career in writing things that are funny. Quick, do it again! Write something else that's funny! Do it![/QUOTE]

Thanks, I think...

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[quote=TAFKAS;281211][URL="http://www.nypost.com/seven/02262007/news/regionalnews/abort_shock_in_giant_divorce_regionalnews_jeane_macintosh_and_dan_mangan.htm"]'ABORT' SHOCK IN GIANT DIVORCE By JEANE MacINTOSH and DAN MANGAN - Regionalnews - New York Post Online Edition[/URL]

"And when she didn't want to have sex, Toomer acted "irrationally and outrageously" - once urinating on her clothes, and another time tossing her BlackBerry into the Hudson River."

Damn, what is it with Giants and divorce cases?[/quote]

Men can be total animals. This is just sick...

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I know! I would have had stage fright!

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[QUOTE=hesscl34;281348]Men can be total animals. This is just sick...[/QUOTE]

As if animalistic behavior is limited only to the male of the species? Please, women can be just as sad and pathetic in these types of situations. Sounds to me from the article, neither of these people were particularly emotionally well developed.

I am not defending his actions just saying that it seems you are implicitly asserting no woman would act in a similar manner. FYI (and hoping it isn't TMI) - I have personal knowledge, involving feces, that, yes, women can be just as disgusting.

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lol he pissed on her clothes cuz she wouldnt do him. what a douche

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[quote=Big C;281374]lol he pissed on her clothes cuz she wouldnt do him. what a douche[/quote]

Women usually respond very well to those sorts of things, just think if he crapped on her clothes. He would be getting tons of action right now.

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;281381]Women usually respond very well to those sorts of things, just think if he crapped on her clothes. He would be getting tons of action right now.[/QUOTE]

Well yeah - isn't that what everyone does for foreplay?

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[quote=JoeRedskin;281383]Well yeah - isn't that what everyone does for foreplay?[/quote]

Hells yeah... my house is covered in crap

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[quote=JoeRedskin;281369]As if animalistic behavior is limited only to the male of the species? Please, women can be just as sad and pathetic in these types of situations. Sounds to me from the article, neither of these people were particularly emotionally well developed.

I am not defending his actions just saying that it seems you are implicitly asserting no woman would act in a similar manner. FYI (and hoping it isn't TMI) - I have personal knowledge, involving feces, that, yes, women can be just as disgusting.[/quote]

Whatever... it's sick, period.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;281369]As if animalistic behavior is limited only to the male of the species? Please, women can be just as sad and pathetic in these types of situations. Sounds to me from the article, neither of these people were particularly emotionally well developed.

I am not defending his actions just saying that it seems you are implicitly asserting no woman would act in a similar manner. FYI (and hoping it isn't TMI) - I have personal knowledge, involving feces, that, yes, women can be just as disgusting.[/quote]

Oh, and I'm sorry you have personal knowledge because that is just not NORMAL.

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First - I agree it's sick. It is also behavior not limited to men.

Second, so we are clear - I have personal knowledge b/c a friend, after breaking up with a woman, found his car window broken and fecal matter distributed and spread throughout the interior.

Finally, I agree - such behavior is not normal regardless of the perpatrator's gender.

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Yes sir.. exactly right sir... I concur sir...

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lol .. and don't call me sir or I'll pee in your car.

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[QUOTE=GhettoDogAllStars;281273]Look at what some chick did to her boyfriend's M3 after he cheated on her:

[img]http://www.goyk.com/images/m3_destroyed/01.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

it probably wasnt a chick looking at the license plate

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I thought that at first too. But it looks like that was just photo shopped on to me.

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I saw this girl in college drop her drawers and piss on this kid's dorm room floor. We were all cracking up but this girl was seriously wacked. She also smoked cigars before that was cool for women to do, she was a piece of work.

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... I have a BMW!! That better not be my car or else!!!!!!!!!

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[quote=hesscl34;281450]... I have a BMW!! That better not be my car or else!!!!!!!!![/quote]

Just curious, did you ever drive a Jetta?

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[quote=Mattyk72;281465]Just curious, did you ever drive a Jetta?[/quote]

nope, a Honda before the BMW.

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[quote=hesscl34;281477]nope, a Honda before the BMW.[/quote]

ok, you're good