Best Sandbag of all time?
 

Gibbs is playing a game of poker.

Do not think for a second that Saunders and Williams are not on their game.

DOMINATION IS COMING!!!!!

Re: Best Sandbag of all time?
 

If coach Gibbs is bluffing we are fucked.

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time will tell, my boys. time will tell

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i sure hope gibbs is waiting for a good river card...lol

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Any real poker player knows:

Bluffing requires showing strength -- not weakness. Slow playing is a great way to see a monster hand turn into a monster loss.

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[quote=RiggoRules;211145]Any real poker player knows:

Bluffing requires showing strength -- not weakness. Slow playing is a great way to see a monster hand turn into a monster loss.[/quote]

gibbs isn't bluffing, he hustling ( to hustle someone requires showing weakness, appearing worse off than you actually are. )

lose a couple of games and act really concerned then bet your house against his and become the proud owner of two homes.:food-smil

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i still predict a low start (ie, we're not laying 47 points on the vikes).

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i think we get at least 21 on the vikes

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I heard Saunders has not won a preseason game in like three years. I feel our O may start slow with the new system and we will need to rely more on our D the first half of the season. The O will do the oposit of last year and start to come on strong in the 2nd half of the season given our D some needed rest. Who knows!

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HA. When I first read this thread, I thought you were talking about feeling a boob for the first time.

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I think Ryne was the best Sandbag of all time.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;212263]HA. When I first read this thread, I thought you were talking about feeling a boob for the first time.[/quote]

I can honestly say that I've never felt a boob that felt like a bag of sand. :)

Now, if he said the best Funbags of all time, now we have something to talk about.

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[QUOTE=Manusky91;212275]I can honestly say that I've never felt a boob that felt like a bag of sand. :)

Now, if he said the best Funbags of all time, now we have something to talk about.[/QUOTE]
I felt one that was like a softball once. It even had the stitching.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;212263]HA. When I first read this thread, I thought you were talking about feeling a boob for the first time.[/quote] I can still remember the first time I touched a boob.......sorry AMD :( , i was really drunk!

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It isn't bluffing, it's tactical warfare. I believe Sun Tzu said it best

[SIZE=1][B]"[I]All warfare is based on deception.[/I][/B][/SIZE]

[I][SIZE=1][B]Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable;[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away;[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]when far away, we must make him believe we are near.[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=1][B]Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder,[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]and crush him.[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=1][B]If he is secure at all points, be prepared for him. [/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]If he is in superior strength, evade him.[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=1][B]If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=1][B]If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. [/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]If his forces are united, separate them.[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=1][B]Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]you are not expected."[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[B]Sun Tzu, [I][U]The Art of War[/U][/I][/B]

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thats deep

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[quote=jamf;212279]I felt one that was like a softball once. It even had the stitching.[/quote]

You're from San Diego, don't they all feel like softballs?

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[quote=Manusky91;212275]I can honestly say that I've never felt a boob that felt like a bag of sand. :)

Now, if he said the best Funbags of all time, now we have something to talk about.[/quote]

[IMG]http://www.kssu.com/images/40%20Year%20Old.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;212289][IMG]http://www.kssu.com/images/40%20Year%20Old.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

That explains the first boob feeling like sand huh?

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Malcolm is the king of high jacking threads.

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I dont know...i say we lay down 35..38 somewhere in that area....saunders made it seem as if he was unleashing his savage pittbull on the neighbors jack russel....."it will be a great day for a redskins fan" or something like that....

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[quote=gibbsisgod;212280]I can still remember the first time I touched a boob.......sorry AMD :( , i was really drunk![/quote]
I still cry myself to sleep every time I think of you groping my man-boobs.

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Si senor.

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[QUOTE=Mc2guy;212283]It isn't bluffing, it's tactical warfare. I believe Sun Tzu said it best

[SIZE=1][B]"[I]All warfare is based on deception.[/I][/B][/SIZE]

[I][SIZE=1][B]Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable;[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away;[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]when far away, we must make him believe we are near.[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=1][B]Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder,[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]and crush him.[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=1][B]If he is secure at all points, be prepared for him. [/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]If he is in superior strength, evade him.[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=1][B]If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=1][B]If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. [/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]If his forces are united, separate them.[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[I][SIZE=1][B]Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where[/B][/SIZE][/I]
[I][SIZE=1][B]you are not expected."[/B][/SIZE][/I]

[B]Sun Tzu, [I][U]The Art of War[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE]


oh please dont refer to that book.
that was spurrier's favorite book

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I don't know how you guys can be so optimistic about our team. The guys played like turds! I have questions like: who is going to return punts and kick-offs? Why did our defense look so vulnerable to the miss direction plays? Is the real offense going to stand up to all of the hype? Because they looked absolutley lost and inept. And what is Gibbs doing as far as coaching this team?

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;212263]HA. When I first read this thread, I thought you were talking about feeling a boob for the first time.[/QUOTE]

That is funny as hell......I remember her......Jenni.....A long time ago.....Thanks for helping me go back in the past for a moment. As for the post at hand. Would all be blowen away if the Skins put up 28 points in the first haft? I see not middle grown here. It will be a lot of points or the preseason all over again. I see 28 points and a big Gibbs smile!!!

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;212299]I still cry myself to sleep every time I think of you groping my man-boobs.[/QUOTE]

Wow I really have nothing to say after that!!!! Funny shit!!! he he he he he he!