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12thMan 02-23-2012 12:50 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
Seriously, if this guy ain't juicing...

MTK 02-23-2012 12:57 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=Ruhskins;888150]:rofl:

Here ya go...

He-Man
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qib9WickcIU/TTBiu_YVGBI/AAAAAAAAAbI/OW_bRvh2JW8/s1600/He-Man+action+figure.jpg[/IMG]

Laron He-Man Landry
[IMG]http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/241827/AmWjoO-CEAAkUc3.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

lol seriously

he-man ain't got sh!t on Laron

Ruhskins 02-23-2012 01:02 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=Mattyk;888158]lol seriously

he-man ain't got sh!t on Laron[/quote]

Well I am sure He-Man has a healthy Achilles. LOL! (too soon?)

los panda 02-23-2012 01:02 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
it looks like his stomach protrudes farther out than his chest

Swarley 02-23-2012 01:03 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
That's what happens when your sixpack has a sixpack

los panda 02-23-2012 01:06 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
he obviously is going for the body builder look. it's not important to the ability of playing football. but take a look at arnold back in the day. his proportions were sound

artmonkforhallofamein07 02-23-2012 01:06 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
That is ridiculous.

Now if he would only put that much time into remaining healthy he may be a good player again one day.

freddyg12 02-23-2012 01:08 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
I don't know what to make of this. Take away his great 2010 half season & it does seem that the bigger he's gotten his game has regressed.

los panda 02-23-2012 01:14 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
if he's going to put all that time and effort into vanity, he can at least do it right
[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a161/subdubstp/imagesqtbnANd9GcRfxtDWE1odJUmBidJB8kODcj2Y296aYunOpQ7Hej5kCY20zUmT7M1U78lQ.jpg[/IMG]

Paintrain 02-23-2012 01:22 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=Ruhskins;888150]:rofl:

Here ya go...

He-Man
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qib9WickcIU/TTBiu_YVGBI/AAAAAAAAAbI/OW_bRvh2JW8/s1600/He-Man+action+figure.jpg[/IMG]

Laron He-Man Landry
[IMG]http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/241827/AmWjoO-CEAAkUc3.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

That's just dumb. It's great to look in the mirror but not functional on the FB field. Wow.

SmootSmack 02-23-2012 01:23 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
Look at the arms in the banner picture and it doesn't even look like the same person at all

GMScud 02-23-2012 01:41 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=GreekSkin;888161]That's what happens when your sixpack has a sixpack[/quote]

I've also heard that's a sign of HGH use....

NC_Skins 02-23-2012 02:08 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=GMScud;888148]Holy crap. If only his achilles was as strong as his arms. Sheesh.[/quote]

That's the problem. When you use steroids, the ligaments in your body get weak because the muscles outgrow what the ligaments can support.


[IMG]http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/419010_10150670826129574_102381354573_8796967_1747648925_n.jpg[/IMG]

los panda 02-23-2012 02:19 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
cerebral edema

SmootSmack 02-23-2012 02:20 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
Meanwhile....here's Brandon Banks today

[IMG]https://p.twimg.com/AmWlvndCEAEN0N8.jpg[/IMG]

skinsguy 02-23-2012 02:21 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=Ruhskins;888150]:rofl:

Here ya go...

He-Man
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qib9WickcIU/TTBiu_YVGBI/AAAAAAAAAbI/OW_bRvh2JW8/s1600/He-Man+action+figure.jpg[/IMG]

Laron He-Man Landry
[IMG]http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/241827/AmWjoO-CEAAkUc3.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Holy HGH use Batman!

MTK 02-23-2012 02:22 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=SmootSmack;888190]Meanwhile....here's Brandon Banks today

[IMG]https://p.twimg.com/AmWlvndCEAEN0N8.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

:laughing2

los panda 02-23-2012 02:22 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=smootsmack;888190]meanwhile....here's brandon banks today[/quote]lol

Bubba305-ST21- 02-23-2012 02:22 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
hahah thats awesome. in my homestate good old NC

NYCskinfan82 02-23-2012 02:23 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
His Achilles just can't support all that muscle.

SmootSmack 02-23-2012 02:24 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
I mean the thing is...that actually is Brandon Banks. He's smaller than one of Laron's biceps

skinsguy 02-23-2012 02:25 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=SmootSmack;888190]Meanwhile....here's Brandon Banks today

[IMG]https://p.twimg.com/AmWlvndCEAEN0N8.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Hahaha....good ol' BB!

los panda 02-23-2012 02:26 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
that's why it's so funny

mbedner3420 02-23-2012 02:28 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=skinsguy;888198]Hahaha....good ol' BB![/quote]

I hope he has saved some money, because the unemployment check he will undoubtedly receive probably won't cover the cost of those expensive things in the picture...

MTK 02-23-2012 02:28 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=SmootSmack;888197]I mean the thing is...that actually is Brandon Banks. He's smaller than one of Laron's biceps[/quote]

I wonder if his own family even believes he plays pro football

Ok Brandon, whatever you say, now go outside and play on your bike

lol

los panda 02-23-2012 02:32 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
and no, you can't ride the 500cc, that's your big brother's, that's too much bike for you, you'll get hurt

NC_Skins 02-23-2012 02:52 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=SmootSmack;888190]Meanwhile....here's Brandon Banks today

[IMG]https://p.twimg.com/AmWlvndCEAEN0N8.jpg[/IMG][/quote]



That's hilarious. :laughing-


Dude is so small, he has to ride kid motor bikes and shop in the children sections at stores.

mooby 02-23-2012 02:56 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
BB looks like one of the kids in my neighborhood. LL on the other hand looks like he's working towards a career in bodybuilding instead of football. LL is going to be one of the slowest safeties in the league at this rate.

SFREDSKIN 02-23-2012 04:05 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
He should build his Achilles to look like him instead of looking like Banks. The guy is either on Roids or HGH, I just don't think you can look like that just by working out.

BuckSkin 02-23-2012 04:12 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
It looks as though it may be time to move LL into the front 7, alongside Fletcher

NM Redskin 02-23-2012 05:21 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
Great Laron is turning into the David Boston of safeties.

diehard 02-23-2012 05:26 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=mooby;888213]BB looks like one of the kids in my neighborhood. LL on the other hand looks like he's working towards a career in bodybuilding instead of football. LL is going to be one of the slowest safeties in the league at this rate.[/quote]

You know damn well you don't live in the 'hood.

SmootSmack 02-23-2012 05:28 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=diehard;888260]You know damn well you don't live in the 'hood.[/quote]

Um....

diehard 02-23-2012 05:31 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=SmootSmack;888261]Um....[/quote]

Yeah. And none of the kids in mooby's neighborhood are black.

:postcop:

SmootSmack 02-23-2012 05:34 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
Seriously just stop

CultBrennan59 02-23-2012 06:30 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=SmootSmack;888197]I mean the thing is...that actually is Brandon Banks. He's smaller than one of Laron's biceps[/quote]

LaRon is on some kind of steroid that hasn't been found yet.

And no one here is concerned that BB is wearing a NY giants hat?

artmonkforhallofamein07 02-23-2012 06:49 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
The stuff in that picture is only about 50k at most. That is not a Ferrari, its a Camaro, and the kid probably got a deal.

He is such a small dude!

NC_Skins 02-23-2012 07:58 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=CultBrennan59;888274]LaRon is on some kind of steroid that hasn't been found yet.

And no one here is concerned that BB is wearing a NY giants hat?[/quote]

My guess is that's a Kansas Jayhawks bogging, and not a Giants.

Dirtbag59 02-23-2012 08:22 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=NC_Skins;888183]That's the problem. When you use steroids, the ligaments in your body get weak because the muscles outgrow what the ligaments can support.


[/quote]

Hypthetically you could safely get as big as steroid users and not worry about the tendon and ligament damage associated with steroid use. However that is suppose to take place over years if not decades as the body needs time to adjust.

[quote]As mentioned above, the principal reason for baseball injuries associated with steroid use is that the increase of muscle mass or increased speed associated with anabolic steroid use is not accompanied by a proportionate increase in strength of the tendons, ligaments and joints. On its own, gaining significant amounts of weight from steroid use in a short period of time doesn’t allow your body to adapt to such a significant increase in size. These factors increase the risk of injury dramatically.
[/quote]


[quote=CultBrennan59;888274]LaRon is on some kind of steroid that hasn't been found yet.

And no one here is concerned that BB is wearing a NY giants hat?[/quote]

Or the more likely explanation he's part...wait for it.....Asian.
[url=http://www.steroidsrx.com/blog/post.cfm/flawed-testosterone-doping-test-allows-asian-athletes-to-use-more-steroids]Flawed Testosterone Doping Test Allows Asian Athletes to Use More Steroids » Steroids Blog on Steroids RX.com[/url]

And no that is not an Onion article.

mooby 02-23-2012 09:26 PM

Re: Laron Landry - Redskin for life?
 
[quote=diehard;888262]Yeah. And none of the kids in mooby's neighborhood are black.

:postcop:[/quote]

LOL. Have you ever been to my neighborhood? Do you think I live in some privileged upper class white neighborhood? Just 'cuz I list my location as NoVa doesn't mean I live in an upper class neighborhood.

The gangster kids in my area don't call where I live Hoodbridge for no reason. Now don't get me wrong, it's a dumb nickname, and I'm not saying I live in SE DC, because I don't, but you should keep your mouth shut when you have no idea what you're talking about.


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