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I like to call one of the guys in my gym "Face" because he looks like he's having a stroke every time he lifts

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I wanted to share an experience I had at the gym this week with everyone. Usually when I'm finished with my workout I go sit in the sauna for about 15minutes. The sauna is not very big either, there's a bench, and having anymore than 4 people on it would be uncomfortable. So, as I'm sitting their, alone, in the sauna, reading ESPN the magazine, who should walk in but an older man, I'd say in his 60s with nothing but a towel on.

At first this is ok with me, people go in the sauna all the time with just a towel. I could also tell that he had just gotten out of the shower because he was dripping wet. Here's where the trouble starts. He then proceeds to just start drying off like 2 feet away from me, in the sauna, just letting his junk hang out all over the place. It was horrible. He has the whole freakin locker room to dry off, and he has to dry off two feet away from me, in the sauna, making sure his old balls were on display the entire time. It was so awkward. Seriously, why the hell would somebody need to dry off in the Sauna? You'd think that's a bad idea if you just got out of the shower cause it makes you sweat again. I don't get it.

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[quote=gabe1984;308623]I wanted to share an experience I had at the gym this week with everyone. Usually when I'm finished with my workout I go sit in the sauna for about 15minutes. The sauna is not very big either, there's a bench, and having anymore than 4 people on it would be uncomfortable. So, as I'm sitting their, alone, in the sauna, reading ESPN the magazine, who should walk in but an older man, I'd say in his 60s with nothing but a towel on.

At first this is ok with me, people go in the sauna all the time with just a towel. I could also tell that he had just gotten out of the shower because he was dripping wet. Here's where the trouble starts. He then proceeds to just start drying off like 2 feet away from me, in the sauna, just letting his junk hang out all over the place. It was horrible. He has the whole freakin locker room to dry off, and he has to dry off two feet away from me, in the sauna, making sure his old balls were on display the entire time. It was so awkward. Seriously, why the hell would somebody need to dry off in the Sauna? You'd think that's a bad idea if you just got out of the shower cause it makes you sweat again. I don't get it.[/quote]

Great story...I mean, you know what I mean!

I hate guys like that. Like in the locker room, for instance, I hate it when you're totally undressed and some random guy just strikes up a conversation just to stare at you.

That guy was really strange!

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[quote=Mattyk72;305356]I hate the blockheads that stare at themselves in the mirrors. There's this one guy specifically that just struts around staring at himself like he's a gift from god or something. I'm like dude get over yourself, he's not even that big.[/quote]

some guy started to do karate moves like calm moves. (white nerdy stick guy by the way) did that for about 7 mins. after that he points at him self in the mirror and walks out and starts to flys. me and my buddy could not stop laughing.

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[quote=dall-assblows;308626]some guy started to do karate moves like calm moves. (white nerdy stick guy by the way) did that for about 7 mins. after that he points at him self in the mirror and walks out and starts to flys. me and my buddy could not stop laughing.[/quote]

Oh sh*t, just when I thought Gabe's story was funny, this one takes the cake!!

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[quote=12thMan;308625]Great story...I mean, you know what I mean!

I hate guys like that. Like in the locker room, for instance, I hate it when you're totally undressed and some random guy just strikes up a conversation just to stare at you.

That guy was really strange![/quote]

I know its been said before but ... ever thought about going to a straight gym?

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So, last night I was at the gym with my brother, and I was spotting him on bench press. Right infront of the the bench he was using is the machine you can do flies on, and behind that there is a mirror. So, I'm standing there, spotting my brother, and an old man wearing spandex gets on the flies machine. And we're not talking like biker spandex, it looked like he was flat out wearing boxer briefs. They were really tight and really short, and the material well, it was very thin, just like underwear.

So, the man is on the flies machine with his bony butt towards us, and I snicker and just think to myself, why? Why would one wear that to the gym? Things then took a turn for the worst when decided to turn around and use the flies machine facing us, his package bulging out of his spandex. I guess he got tired of looking at his package in the mirror, and decided "Hey, I'm going to show this off to everyone now." So, when my brother is finished his set, he sits up to old man junk sticking out of old man spandex, and just starts laughing. So then I start laughing and the old guy is just staring at us, wondering what is so funny. It was really awkward.

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What is it about older people that makes them think it's OK to be vulgar package-wise?

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Packages need to be kept under wraps at all times, especially geezer packages.

Men don't want to see that, and I don't think there are many women that want to see that either.

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It's always these old assholes who walk around with their nasty manjunk hanging in the locker room. :(

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;318336]It's always these old assholes who walk around with their nasty manjunk hanging in the locker room. :([/QUOTE]

I often wonder what it is that has totally eliminated the modesty emotion from geezers. They have no shame. None at all.

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They sit there and TALK to each other with basically NO personal space between them.

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This topic is STRESSIN' me out

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Then we have a thread for that too...

Maybe some new soap perhaps? :biggthump

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;318373]Then we have a thread for that too...

Maybe some new soap perhaps? :biggthump[/quote]


Do we need to invoke some Man Law articles here?