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Monkeydad 09-03-2013 02:55 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
Loved the Jennings one.

Giantone 09-03-2013 03:58 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
#8 is pretty good .

SirLK26 09-03-2013 04:09 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
The Onion is so awesome.


[url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/andy-reid-motivates-chiefs-with-inspirational-spee,33550/]Andy Reid Motivates Chiefs With Inspirational Speech About Great Burrito Place | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]


[url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/tony-romo-notices-star-on-cowboys-helmet-for-first,33572/]Tony Romo Notices Star On Cowboys Helmet For First Time | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]


[url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-not-sure-how-to-tell-nation-this-but-he-ran,33402/]Obama Not Sure How To Tell Nation This, But He Ran Over Jimmy Carter With Car Last Night | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]

Chico23231 09-03-2013 04:25 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
[quote=SirLK26;1022113]The Onion is so awesome.


[url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/andy-reid-motivates-chiefs-with-inspirational-spee,33550/]Andy Reid Motivates Chiefs With Inspirational Speech About Great Burrito Place | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]


[url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/tony-romo-notices-star-on-cowboys-helmet-for-first,33572/]Tony Romo Notices Star On Cowboys Helmet For First Time | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]


[url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-not-sure-how-to-tell-nation-this-but-he-ran,33402/]Obama Not Sure How To Tell Nation This, But He Ran Over Jimmy Carter With Car Last Night | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url][/quote]

The Tony Romo Star article is a classic. freakin hilarious

MTK 09-03-2013 11:00 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/t5fuZgo.png[/IMG]

Monkeydad 09-04-2013 04:17 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
[quote=SirLK26;1022113]The Onion is so awesome.


[url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/andy-reid-motivates-chiefs-with-inspirational-spee,33550/]Andy Reid Motivates Chiefs With Inspirational Speech About Great Burrito Place | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]


[url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/tony-romo-notices-star-on-cowboys-helmet-for-first,33572/]Tony Romo Notices Star On Cowboys Helmet For First Time | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]


[url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-not-sure-how-to-tell-nation-this-but-he-ran,33402/]Obama Not Sure How To Tell Nation This, But He Ran Over Jimmy Carter With Car Last Night | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url][/quote]

1. I have to find this burrito place with the fresh-grilled tortillas.

2. Romo's upside-down '6'...hilarious.

3. [url=http://www.theonion.com/articles/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash,33399/]Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]

Chico23231 09-04-2013 04:51 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
[quote=Mattyk;1022172][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/t5fuZgo.png[/IMG][/quote]

Thats so wierd, I have a cat that looks just like that

Monkeydad 09-06-2013 09:39 AM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
I find this both funny AND ACCURATE. My white trash neighbors who moved here from NJ fit everything stated on this page. I can't wait until they go back.


[url=http://www.squidoo.com/worst-state-ever]New Jersey: The Worst State Ever[/url]

Giantone 09-06-2013 05:06 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
[quote=Monkeydad;1022651]I find this both funny AND ACCURATE. My white trash neighbors who moved here from NJ fit everything stated on this page. I can't wait until they go back[/quote]




This coming from a man who lives in the same state as the Eagles .:food-smil

RedskinRat 09-07-2013 01:54 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
An oldie but a goodie:

[I]A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help my country, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit." [/I]

SirLK26 09-07-2013 01:59 PM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
^Yeah, that's a classic. Are we going to break out the jokes now? 'Cause I'm still upset that my "Jokes Thread" got locked. CB59: :spank:

Monkeydad 09-09-2013 11:11 AM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
Posted in another Locker Room thread but I want to stash it here so I can find it easily all season.

[img]http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ELI-MANNING-INTERCEPTIONFACE.gif[/img]

Monkeydad 09-09-2013 11:12 AM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
[quote=Giantone;1022747]This coming from a man who lives in the same state as the Eagles .:food-smil[/quote]

Wasn't born here thankfully. :D

Monkeydad 09-09-2013 11:17 AM

Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
 
Found this one in an article

[IMG]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3184295/wittensick.gif[/IMG]

Monkeydad 09-09-2013 01:45 PM

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