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I'm voting for FDR TAFKAS, who are you voting for?

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[QUOTE=Redskins_P]Why the hell did we trade Michael Oliphant for Ernest Byner? All Byner does is fumble![/QUOTE]

dumbest move ever, Oliphant rules I've got his jersey. He's a Skin for life.

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Boston has so many football fans. The Redskins will never survive in DC.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]I'm voting for FDR TAFKAS, who are you voting for?[/QUOTE]

FDR is one and done. He's got no shot.

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Me and my boys are going to go dump some tea over a ship in the Boston Harbor. F*ck King George and his damn stamp tax

Who's with me?

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It's cold in here! Will someone please turn on their XBOX 360???!!

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Speaking of Presidents...I gotta good joke. Please don't take this personally if you're a Bush-backer.

George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in bed.

He awakens to George Washington Standing by him and

Bush asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do To Help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving hrough the darkened bedroom.

Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the Best Thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from Sight.

The third night Bush awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his Bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving In the shadows.

It is the ghost of Abe Lincoln.

Bush pleads, "Abe, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

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geeez i leave for 3 hours and this happens.

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[QUOTE=Redskins_P]Speaking of Presidents...I gotta good joke. Please don't take this personally if you're a Bush-backer.

George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in bed.

He awakens to George Washington Standing by him and

Bush asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do To Help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving hrough the darkened bedroom.

Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the Best Thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from Sight.

The third night Bush awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his Bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving In the shadows.

It is the ghost of Abe Lincoln.

Bush pleads, "Abe, What is the best thing I can do to help the Country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."[/QUOTE]zing!!!

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I don't want that kid, what's his, name Sam Baugh! He's from Texas for goodness sake! I can't see the Skins taking a kid from Texas, that is where the Dallas Cowboys are from! Oh, wait, the Dallas Cowboys have not been created yet. Sorry, that whole Back to the Future thing, now where did I park my Delorean?

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has anyone heard of this "superbowl" thing ? what a waste of time

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That guy Joe Namath...he's pretty cool. I bet one day he'll get drunk and try to kiss a sideline reporter......

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I heard that they're going to start selling [I]sliced[/I] bread now

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[QUOTE=Redskins_P]That guy Joe Namath...he's pretty cool. I bet one day he'll get drunk and try to kiss a sideline reporter......[/QUOTE]hes too classy for that

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS]I heard that they're going to start selling [i]sliced[/i] bread now[/QUOTE]that would be the greatest thing since...since.... somebody help me out here

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Last night there was a guy outside of my hut flying a kite with a key tied to it in an electrical storm. Dumb ASS!

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]that would be the greatest thing since...since.... somebody help me out here[/QUOTE]

Since I used to kill T-rexes and drag my wife around by the hair.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Since I used to kill T-rexes and drag my wife around by the hair.[/QUOTE]You stopped?

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This joke is so fun. Hey look, James Garner just turned 50.

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS]I heard that they're going to start selling [i]sliced[/i] bread now[/QUOTE]

Well appearantly they changed their mind.

Mark Brunell must go to the pro-bowl first.

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[QUOTE=firstdown]You stopped?[/QUOTE]just the t-rex thing:)

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What is this "Information Superhighway" thing Al Gore keeps talking about? Can I take that straight to FedEx?

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[QUOTE=Monksdown]This joke is so fun. Hey look, James Garner just turned 50.[/QUOTE]whos he play for:Smoker:

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I don't know, but they speak latin.

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.....and then that's when the whores come in.

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS]What is this "Information Superhighway" thing Al Gore keeps talking about? Can I take that straight to FedEx?[/QUOTE]that al gore will be president real soon. maybe after clinton

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I heard the Skins just signed a new QB out of USC. Some guy named Sean Salisbury....

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I Have Nothing Of Value To Add, But I Too Like Pointlessly And Relentlessly Increasing My Post Count!!!!!!!!11111!1

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[QUOTE=That Guy]I Have Nothing Of Value To Add, But I Too Like Pointlessly And Relentlessly Increasing My Post Count!!!!!!!!11111!1[/QUOTE]

I Have Nothing Of Value To Add, But I Too Like Pointlessly And Relentlessly Increasing My Post Count!!!!!!!!11111!1

HA! No one said anything about duplicate posts!

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I HAVE NOTHING OF VALUE TO ADD, BUT I TOO LIKE POINTLESSLY AND RELENTLESSLY INCREASING MY POST COUNT!!!!!!!!11111!1

.. <-- this is to fool the board into thinking this isn't a duplicate post.

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. . .

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im thinkin of joining this site called the warpath, but not sure if they really have intelligent discussions

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oh sorry about that.

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[QUOTE=Redskins_P]I heard the Skins just signed a new QB out of USC. Some guy named Sean Salisbury....[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I heard that too. Apparently, he's walking here from college.

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I Just Found Porn On The Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[QUOTE=skinsguy]I Just Found Porn On The Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]whats this internet thing you speak of?

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i am glad this is a very bonding experience for all of you but i refuse to participate and to be honest I Have Nothing Of Value To Add, But I Too Like Pointlessly And Relentlessly Increasing My Post Count!!!!!!!!11111!1

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Whats porn?

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[QUOTE=Redskins_P]Whats porn?[/QUOTE]

C'mon you're kidding right?

It's that yellow stuff they give you in the little bag when you to go to the movies.

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I'm glad I thought of this seventh day for rest. Op's I mean football!