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mooby 05-08-2006 03:09 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
..[quote=TAFKAS]TMC, Brud, and I are reluctant to name a winner because then this thread serves no purpose anymore and we'd have to shut it down. And no one wants that.

BSB and PSU are neck and neck with FRPLG closing in fast (yeah who saw that one coming?). Of course, Matty keeps making threats to have a bunch of us banned if he's not "voted" the winner

But all of them are battling for second place as PHX has taken a commanding lead

Round 64, using only quotes from Homer (the author or Simpson) describe your most intimate moments with Question 3 (remember there are kids on this site, like mooby)[/quote]

[quote=reverend lovejoy's wife]
Won't someone pllllleease think of the children?
[/quote]

Jamaican'Skin 05-08-2006 03:23 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
I was asked to use links to the movie The Shining with in a racist manner, much like my mentor and teammate ST21 would do. But I then began to wonder, why would the black guy have to do that just to gain points in the white man's eyes? The white man should be doing work for me, he should be my slave.

I then went and hired a WHITE personal assistant (who I payed BELOW minimum wage, might I add) who had actually watched The Shining and he aided me, I mean I whipped him till he aided me in providing quotes from the movie.

First of all, I'd like to say that this is an all white movie, and I am very offended that the white man would ask me to participate in providing racist information.

How can I love a movie that has a line which states
Lloyd: Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.
Jack Torrance: Words of wisdom, Lloyd, my man. Words of wisdom.

We will assume that all people came from Africa, and use the Bible refeence that Eve came from Adam's rib. Well clearly most people in Africa are black therefore Adam and Eve were black, and Eve came from Adam whcih leads us back to our quote. Clearly women needs to be replaced by Blacks which makes both characters racist, if the charactersare racist, then the director and crew are racist. If this is so, then the production company is racist. Those who approved of the movie are racist, including the critics. If you went and watched the movie, you're racist. The white man is out to get me, the black athlete, the black actor, and every other black person in the world. And if you think I'm wrong, I'll whoop your ass

Jamaican'Skin 05-08-2006 03:25 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[QUOTE=PSUSkinsFan21]Notice the "P" comes first in the band's name. Don't think that was just coincidence.



Uh-oh, a little fame and I'm already sounding like the second coming of "The Ego".[/QUOTE]


Wait a second, the only reason your name comes first is beacuse your mom flipped a coin and you won. The name of the band was supposed to be ME & the off tune white guys

gibbsisgod 05-08-2006 03:28 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=Jamaican'Skin]I was asked to use links to the movie The Shining with in a racist manner, much like my mentor and teammate ST21 would do. But I then began to wonder, why would the black guy have to do that just to gain points in the white man's eyes? The white man should be doing work for me, he should be my slave.

I then went and hired a WHITE personal assistant (who I payed BELOW minimum wage, might I add) who had actually watched The Shining and he aided me, I mean I whipped him till he aided me in providing quotes from the movie.

First of all, I'd like to say that this is an all white movie, and I am very offended that the white man would ask me to participate in providing racist information.

How can I love a movie that has a line which states
Lloyd: Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.
Jack Torrance: Words of wisdom, Lloyd, my man. Words of wisdom.

We will assume that all people came from Africa, and use the Bible refeence that Eve came from Adam's rib. Well clearly most people in Africa are black therefore Adam and Eve were black, and Eve came from Adam whcih leads us back to our quote. Clearly women needs to be replaced by Blacks which makes both characters racist, if the charactersare racist, then the director and crew are racist. If this is so, then the production company is racist. Those who approved of the movie are racist, including the critics. If you went and watched the movie, you're racist. The white man is out to get me, the black athlete, the black actor, and every other black person in the world. And if you think I'm wrong, I'll whoop your ass[/quote]st-21 would be proud

TheMalcolmConnection 05-08-2006 03:31 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=Jamaican'Skin]I was asked to use links to the movie The Shining with in a racist manner, much like my mentor and teammate ST21 would do. But I then began to wonder, why would the black guy have to do that just to gain points in the white man's eyes? The white man should be doing work for me, he should be my slave.

I then went and hired a WHITE personal assistant (who I payed BELOW minimum wage, might I add) who had actually watched The Shining and he aided me, I mean I whipped him till he aided me in providing quotes from the movie.

First of all, I'd like to say that this is an all white movie, and I am very offended that the white man would ask me to participate in providing racist information.

How can I love a movie that has a line which states
Lloyd: Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.
Jack Torrance: Words of wisdom, Lloyd, my man. Words of wisdom.

We will assume that all people came from Africa, and use the Bible refeence that Eve came from Adam's rib. Well clearly most people in Africa are black therefore Adam and Eve were black, and Eve came from Adam whcih leads us back to our quote. Clearly women needs to be replaced by Blacks which makes both characters racist, if the charactersare racist, then the director and crew are racist. If this is so, then the production company is racist. Those who approved of the movie are racist, including the critics. If you went and watched the movie, you're racist. The white man is out to get me, the black athlete, the black actor, and every other black person in the world. And if you think I'm wrong, I'll whoop your ass[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DAMN! You guys are really making this a tight race (RACE, get it?!). Seriously, that was funny as hell.

PSUSkinsFan21 05-08-2006 03:34 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=gibbsisgod]st-21 would be proud[/quote]

LOL Actually, I think it's entirely too well thought out for ST21 to be able to follow it. There's also not nearly enough typos for ST21 to be able to relate.

PSUSkinsFan21 05-08-2006 03:36 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=Jamaican'Skin]Wait a second, the only reason your name comes first is beacuse your mom flipped a coin and you won. The name of the band was supposed to be ME & the off tune white guys[/quote]

Those are some pretty big words from a band member who's only real contribution was dressing up like a banana and moving back and forth............OUT of rhythm, I might add.

Jamaican'Skin 05-08-2006 03:38 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[QUOTE=PSUSkinsFan21]Those are some pretty big words from a band member who's only real contribution was dressing up like a banana and moving back and forth............OUT of rhythm, I might add.[/QUOTE]


Lol, cut me some slack Okay. I had to set myself apart from y'all somehow. I mean, I just didn't want to be the token black guy

gibbsisgod 05-08-2006 03:39 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=PSUSkinsFan21]Those are some pretty big words from a band member who's only real contribution was dressing up like a banana and moving back and forth............OUT of rhythm, I might add.[/quote]bananas.....back and forth.......pretty big.... member? where are we going with this?

Jamaican'Skin 05-08-2006 03:43 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]bananas.....back and forth.......pretty big.... member? where are we going with this?[/QUOTE]

Chill buddy, the Backstreet Boys already went that route[URL="http://www.jokefrog.com/back.shtml"]http://www.jokefrog.com/back.shtml[/URL]

we had to come up with a completely different way to go at this

gibbsisgod 05-08-2006 03:44 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=Jamaican'Skin]Chill buddy, the Backstreet Boys already went that route[URL="http://www.jokefrog.com/back.shtml"]http://www.jokefrog.com/back.shtml[/URL]

we had to come up with a completely different way to go at this[/quote]singin rodeo clowns?

PSUSkinsFan21 05-08-2006 03:49 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=Jamaican'Skin]Lol, cut me some slack Okay. I had to set myself apart from y'all somehow. I mean, I just didn't want to be the token black guy[/quote]

.....Hence the banana suit.......remember? That way nobody could tell you were black until they were already huge fans. I know you want to be appreciated for your talent first, and I respect that. :grouphug:

gibbsisgod 05-08-2006 03:53 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
since race has been becoming a hot topic, did anyone else catch the Good Times marathon on tvland this weekend?

DY-NO-MITE

BigSKINBauer 05-08-2006 03:57 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=mooby]..[/quote]hush up youngin'

TheMalcolmConnection 05-08-2006 04:07 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
BSB, you're on at a good time. Just wait until post 7,500 from me.

I'll give you your props.


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