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Old 11-21-2011, 04:17 PM   #1
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Had the dinosaurs not suffered a mass extinction a certain dinosaur might have evolved into the first form of intelligent life.
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Old 11-21-2011, 08:37 PM   #2
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this is warpath hall of fame material right here.
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Old 11-21-2011, 08:53 PM   #3
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this is warpath hall of fame material right here.
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Old 11-22-2011, 12:19 PM   #4
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Lol, thanks. At least someone appreciates my jenuis!
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And on what day did Tim Tebow begat Smartasaurus? It was Adam & Eve, not Adam and Liz(ard). Evolution is bullshit, how dare you post this blasphemy?
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Old 11-22-2011, 12:24 PM   #5
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And on what day did Tim Tebow begat Smartasaurus? It was Adam & Eve, not Adam and Liz(ard). Evolution is bullshit, how dare you post this blasphemy?
I DID NOT COME FROM APES BOY! ARE YOU DONE BE CALLING ME A MONKEY! A MOnKEY!
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Old 11-22-2011, 12:35 PM   #6
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I dropped a turd that was shaped like a Smartasaurus. If I would have known someone was going to start a Smartasaurus thread I would have taken a pic.
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Old 11-22-2011, 12:51 PM   #7
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How dare you. This thread is going to beat 'Occupy types' in both number of pages and quality conversation. I mean to think that dinosaurs could have been traveling to the moon by now and instead of hair they would have evolved feathers to deal with cold temperatures.
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Old 11-22-2011, 01:14 PM   #8
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Old 11-22-2011, 04:31 PM   #9
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I dropped a turd that was shaped like a Smartasaurus. If I would have known someone was going to start a Smartasaurus thread I would have taken a pic.
pic or it didn't happen.
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Old 11-22-2011, 04:48 PM   #10
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If you injected lizard DNA into a turd and gave it a power source via a lightning strike you might be able to create a dinosaur.
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